1. The last thing i saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest her other hand muffling my screams, i sat bolt up right glad it was just a dream but as i saw my alarm clock read 12:06 i heard the closet door creak open.
2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much thêm unsettling.
3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed thêm doors then i open.
4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one ngày when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.
5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're trang chủ alone.
6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the giường was empty
2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much thêm unsettling.
3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed thêm doors then i open.
4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one ngày when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.
5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're trang chủ alone.
6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the giường was empty
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls hiển thị that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Sô cô la sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, cầu vồng chó cái, bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls hiển thị that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Sô cô la sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, cầu vồng chó cái, bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh xạ hương, húng tây of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh xạ hương, húng tây of Brumble haz cume.
xin chào it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
To hiển thị that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do bạn make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do bạn call a giant, clumsy, atomic cá đuối, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying trái cam, màu da cam become so popular?
Because trái cam, màu da cam is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
To hiển thị that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do bạn make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do bạn call a giant, clumsy, atomic cá đuối, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying trái cam, màu da cam become so popular?
Because trái cam, màu da cam is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
