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1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.

2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.

3. Studied 3D phim hoạt hình when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.

4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$

5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie


6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.

7. What am I doing with my life?- Most faq to myself


8. INFP- My MBTI

9. I'm Asian- and yellow fever disgusts me to no end.


10. I know studies are flawed- but they are so interesting I want to believe all of them.

11. People are always surprised when they find out I'm a virgin at 21- I have such a dirty mouth.

12. My yêu thích movie genre is animation- My yêu thích âm nhạc genre is hip hop/rnb (90's were the golden years for both)

13. My yêu thích phim chiếu rạp are Clueless, The Dark Knight and Mulan.

14. I tình yêu the great outdoors- I try to stay active at least.

15. I always go back to the things I know are a nuisance to me- worst habit

16. Pretty sure I have an attention deficiency- can't even enjoy đọc a book.

17. I don't mind guys who are younger hoặc are the same height as me- because I'm a pedophile 8) jk
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If bạn can read English, bạn can cook. For Instance. Basic bánh mỳ, bánh mì stuffing, melt one third cup of bơ in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick bơ on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How bạn guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't bạn wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = bạn got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new đàn ghi ta, guitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
bánh mỳ, bánh mì IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on bánh mỳ, bánh mì indicates that

1. thêm than 98 percent of convicted felons are bánh mỳ, bánh mì users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bánh mỳ, bánh mì was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. thêm than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO bạn did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told bạn not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a một giây ago. well tell me what bạn think!I am planing on making thêm short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantaisie Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for thảo luận team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while đọc this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where bạn could be turned down from a job because bạn were black and your employer was a white man, a world where bạn can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which bạn cannot marry the tình yêu of your life because bạn two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is đã đưa ý kiến to be a free country, one with civility. bạn would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school hoặc any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô ball

12. A hát bóng rổ (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers