A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get bạn something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If bạn don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life đã đưa ý kiến Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written in real small text). You’re not old until bạn can’t read this nghề viết văn any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, bạn old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. bạn have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because bạn need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, bạn certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one ngày get as old as bạn are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging bạn based on every single morsel bạn ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, bạn can’t change it, forget about the future, bạn can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get bạn one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
Những người bạn may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin đã đưa ý kiến that. Don’t ask me what it means. bạn wanted something unique for your birthday, bạn got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only bạn can feel its warmth. And that’s what bạn feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that bạn don’t die before bạn eat your cake. You’re another năm older and another năm wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most được ưa chuộng Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. bạn live in a zoo. bạn look like a monkey. And bạn smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time bạn start diễn xuất like your real age.
Happy birthday to bạn videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a năm closer.
Happy Birthday! bạn look fine for a person who is bởi one năm closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one năm closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine hoặc something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old bạn really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as bạn can, but not too much, because bạn are in a vulnerable age.
Have bạn ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok bạn can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send bạn a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that bạn can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping bạn dance the night away hoặc at least watch other people dance late into the night, hoặc at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.



I wanted to give bạn something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get bạn for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish bạn all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out thêm than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old bạn are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call bạn old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If bạn want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of bạn as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
bạn must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
bạn recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost thêm than the birthday cake.
bạn think bạn are old? You’re not old… bạn were old last year, this năm you’re ancient.
bạn think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
bạn would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when bạn look at your birth certificate it đã đưa ý kiến expired
You’re a hard person to cửa hàng for, so I didn’t get bạn anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.