ngẫu nhiên Article: My Problem on FB Can Anyone help?

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posted by ZacharyWhite

When some ngẫu nhiên girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I tình yêu your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she đã đưa ý kiến "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an emo right? I'm an emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and đã đưa ý kiến to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? bạn still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just squeeze bạn and hug bạn :D
Me:...No... Just... NO.
Girl: I also have an emo side, you're dark and I'm also dark!! See? We're The same <333
Me: First of all... REAL emo's never mention that their emo... Second, you're my perfect and exact opposite and third, I regret that I accepted your friend request!!
Girl: Ohhh shockz!! bạn think I'm perfect???!! :3
Me: Yeah... Perfectly out of your mind.
Girl: Oh hihihi, bạn always make me giggle, bạn know what?
Me: No...
Girl: Someday we're gonna meet each other in person, then you're gonna become my boyfriend then years later we're gonna get married!! Oh this is so exciting!! <333
Me: O_______O marriieedd???
Girl: Yeah!!! Aw admit it you're also excited!! :D

(Then I Logged Out... WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!!)

deathding and nmdis like this

nmdis hahahha..sorry for laughing but it really is too funny, some people are really unbelievable. Just friend her by the way you should be happy, now you got a typical "fan girl" :P

fanfly Dude, just unfriend/block them. What's so difficult about that? Unless you enjoy the attention. Sounds to me like they're either a nutcase- or a troll playing a prank.

pearlxashxdawn rotfl :D Sorry (not much) for laughing xD but your conversation is just hilarious but at the same time disturbing and weird. Unfriend or block. Like @fanfly said, could be a prank.

x-Yumi-x3 Haha...! block that mf.

ZacharyWhite Dont be sorry if you guys laughed, Even when I told this to my bestfriend he was like "XXXDDD Sh*t dude! WTF?!" And I was all like "O_______O what's so funny 'bout it?" - Your reaction XD - (-_-) I even thought that you'd feel sorry for me... - Hahaha... NO, I don't XDDDD Some friend huh...

misscrazel block her, she's creepy.

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean bởi 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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funny stuff

added by bvbmary15

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes bởi waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....