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posted by ZacharyWhite
When some ngẫu nhiên girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I tình yêu your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she đã đưa ý kiến "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an emo right? I'm an emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and đã đưa ý kiến to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? bạn still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just squeeze bạn and hug bạn :D
Me:...No... Just... NO.
Girl: I also have an emo side, you're dark and I'm also dark!! See? We're The same <333
Me: First of all... REAL emo's never mention that their emo... Second, you're my perfect and exact opposite and third, I regret that I accepted your friend request!!
Girl: Ohhh shockz!! bạn think I'm perfect???!! :3
Me: Yeah... Perfectly out of your mind.
Girl: Oh hihihi, bạn always make me giggle, bạn know what?
Me: No...
Girl: Someday we're gonna meet each other in person, then you're gonna become my boyfriend then years later we're gonna get married!! Oh this is so exciting!! <333
Me: O_______O marriieedd???
Girl: Yeah!!! Aw admit it you're also excited!! :D

(Then I Logged Out... WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!!)
posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a súng trường in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he đã đưa ý kiến with a twinkle in his eye

"merry giáng sinh to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he đã đưa ý kiến that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were diễn xuất like động vật just because of me and I đã đưa ý kiến that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 năm old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no thêm fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank bạn for those who took their time đọc my story. Goodbye and I hope that bạn could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If bạn like Thiết Quyền and Naruto, bạn may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If bạn look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. bạn tell me: do bạn think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan mèo are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even thêm fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with bạn here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the ngày the clan mèo had to make their decision. Excitement...
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1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...
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1. Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can bạn fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit tiếp theo to bạn because bạn invisible friend...
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed bạn once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...
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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have bạn begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have bạn crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do bạn feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes bạn freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to bạn too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the giáng sinh gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...
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posted by pure-angel
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

If bạn have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

To find what bạn seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Leave no stone unturned."
Edward Bulwer Lytton
If bạn would create something,
you must be something.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every artist was first an amateur.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The thêm difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the...
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posted by paloma97ppb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do bạn expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.. The world is your urinal.. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered...
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♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest bạn all tham gia in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in giường looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If bạn die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What bạn call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what bạn call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope bạn like them :)
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners bạn have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything bạn have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first câu hỏi what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of sách do bạn read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d bạn go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gô tích style!
Reporter:What do bạn like to hum hoặc sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with thêm wise words.


a wise man once đã đưa ý kiến (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) đã đưa ý kiến a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Những người bạn the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope bạn do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I đã đưa ý kiến befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see bạn in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who các bình luận and says bad things about my Những người bạn (no matter if they are boys hoặc girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to hiển thị his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To tình yêu and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly bởi many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests bạn could try

1: Ask really stupid các câu hỏi like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so bạn can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them bạn know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask bạn for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as bạn can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic cầu vồng is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I đã đưa ý kiến last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick đít, mông, ass with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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