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The sun is just phút from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny em bé lie on hàng đầu, đầu trang writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their Bones will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband stands beside her a pillar of strength. The pair couldn’t be thêm different.
He has hair as red as the now rising sun and eyes as blue as the deepest ocean. He is stockily built with muscles straining to burst out of his clothes. A birthmark hoặc perhaps a tattoo- half hidden bởi his clothes- runs down the side of his neck. It is cỏ green and seems to depict an upside-down tam giác with a line through it. An unusual choice for anyone let alone a man that looks as though he could rip your head off with his teeth.
His wife hides herself away in the protective arm he wraps round her. She is small, thin and mousy with lank, wispy, brown hair and pale, brown eyes. She seems to be constantly trembling from cold hoặc fear and her skin is paper thin hiển thị the outline of every bone. bạn can see a pale màu hoa cà, lilac tattoo on her left ankle almost exactly the same shape as her husband’s except it’s the right way up.
She’s still crying but her husband gives her a hard look and she hastily dries her tears. They turn and walk away leaving their children behind.
They remain stranded on the alter. They scream but there is no one to hear. But they have to keep crying. If they don’t they’ll die. First one girl goes silent then the other. The air is deathly cold.
It seems the twin’s fate is sealed but then a middle-aged man- maybe in his fifties- walks his dog bởi the clearing where the em bé lie. Hearing their screams he gives a gasp of surprise and rushes over to them, his blue eyes wide.
Cradling them to his chest he looks desperately around for someone, their mother perhaps, anyone to tell him what to do. But the clearing is deserted. So Sam (for that was his name) had no choice but to take them trang chủ to his wife. She would be angry, he knew but he had no choice. He couldn’t just abandon them, not when their own parents had already done so.
Sam was terrified of is wife. He was ashamed to admit it but it was the cruel truth. He was scared of his own wife. Bertha was big with huge beefy arms and huge rolls of fat spilling over her tight floral skirts and bulging beneath her worn apron. Her hair was in blonde curls that were hair sprayed within an inch of their life and her face was a ruddy red. She liked everything just so and always immaculately clean. If something wasn’t up to her high standards then Sam knew he would get the sharp edge of her tongue.
Of course he knew he could leave whenever he wished- Bertha was never violent she just shouted a lot- But he loved her. She had a soft tim, trái tim under all that bluster and she was an amazing cook besides. So he stayed. But god knows what she would say when he brought two stray children home.
He couldn’t fathom how someone could just run off and abandon their kids like that, he had always longed for kids but Bertha was unable to give him any due to her being born with no womb. Sam had known these girls all of five phút and he already loved them as though they really were his own. He could only hope Bertha would too. Juggling both the dog and the em bé nestled inside his áo, áo khoác Sam hurried trang chủ before they all died of cold.
Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can bạn fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit tiếp theo to bạn because bạn invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the mui xe down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. hoặc maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five phút of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as bạn got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of ngẫu nhiên Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG bạn needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope bạn liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will hiển thị thêm affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when bạn interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when bạn interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if bạn still have a girlfriend do bạn know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep bạn up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Sô cô la cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
added by australia-101
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are thêm than this. bạn are bliss. bạn are thêm than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are thêm than this. bạn are bliss. bạn are thêm than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely ngẫu nhiên poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Công chúa tóc xù hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm nghề viết văn now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to bạn about stuff he likes
2.always see what bạn have in common (if bạn do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW bạn FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS bạn OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask các câu hỏi about him like his yêu thích color, his yêu thích movie hoặc his yêu thích t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your yêu thích clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your yêu thích phim chiếu rạp and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank bạn for đọc i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, bạn already đã đưa ý kiến that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three phút later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The tiêu đề of this bài viết clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad phim chiếu rạp for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The tháng award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If bạn were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, bạn finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's giáng sinh List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got thêm important news.
Tom: Yes. In the trước đó episode, we...
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added by VanillaSonata
Source: edited bởi me
added by Canada24
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bạn are sitting on the đi văng waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with bạn for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny bạn say back. Are bạn ready to watch the movie bạn ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are bạn ok?" bạn ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) bạn are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly bạn are Gold. bạn hold his chest as bạn are pushing him was y and say " bạn watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I tình yêu you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: bạn EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, bạn LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can bạn tell...
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added by TimberHumphrey
posted by Zeku
Have bạn ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the ngày finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first ngày on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the ngày for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can bạn believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above chó sói, sói Among Us 2 hoặc No thêm Giải cứu thế giới 3? So after being disappointed bởi Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created bởi the lovely team at Activision,...
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