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The sun is just phút from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny em bé lie on hàng đầu, đầu trang writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their Bones will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband stands beside her a pillar of strength. The pair couldn’t be thêm different.
He has hair as red as the now rising sun and eyes as blue as the deepest ocean. He is stockily built with muscles straining to burst out of his clothes. A birthmark hoặc perhaps a tattoo- half hidden bởi his clothes- runs down the side of his neck. It is cỏ green and seems to depict an upside-down tam giác with a line through it. An unusual choice for anyone let alone a man that looks as though he could rip your head off with his teeth.
His wife hides herself away in the protective arm he wraps round her. She is small, thin and mousy with lank, wispy, brown hair and pale, brown eyes. She seems to be constantly trembling from cold hoặc fear and her skin is paper thin hiển thị the outline of every bone. bạn can see a pale màu hoa cà, lilac tattoo on her left ankle almost exactly the same shape as her husband’s except it’s the right way up.
She’s still crying but her husband gives her a hard look and she hastily dries her tears. They turn and walk away leaving their children behind.
They remain stranded on the alter. They scream but there is no one to hear. But they have to keep crying. If they don’t they’ll die. First one girl goes silent then the other. The air is deathly cold.
It seems the twin’s fate is sealed but then a middle-aged man- maybe in his fifties- walks his dog bởi the clearing where the em bé lie. Hearing their screams he gives a gasp of surprise and rushes over to them, his blue eyes wide.
Cradling them to his chest he looks desperately around for someone, their mother perhaps, anyone to tell him what to do. But the clearing is deserted. So Sam (for that was his name) had no choice but to take them trang chủ to his wife. She would be angry, he knew but he had no choice. He couldn’t just abandon them, not when their own parents had already done so.
Sam was terrified of is wife. He was ashamed to admit it but it was the cruel truth. He was scared of his own wife. Bertha was big with huge beefy arms and huge rolls of fat spilling over her tight floral skirts and bulging beneath her worn apron. Her hair was in blonde curls that were hair sprayed within an inch of their life and her face was a ruddy red. She liked everything just so and always immaculately clean. If something wasn’t up to her high standards then Sam knew he would get the sharp edge of her tongue.
Of course he knew he could leave whenever he wished- Bertha was never violent she just shouted a lot- But he loved her. She had a soft tim, trái tim under all that bluster and she was an amazing cook besides. So he stayed. But god knows what she would say when he brought two stray children home.
He couldn’t fathom how someone could just run off and abandon their kids like that, he had always longed for kids but Bertha was unable to give him any due to her being born with no womb. Sam had known these girls all of five phút and he already loved them as though they really were his own. He could only hope Bertha would too. Juggling both the dog and the em bé nestled inside his áo, áo khoác Sam hurried trang chủ before they all died of cold.
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Những người bạn with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for bạn then it is thêm than possible that with a little time bạn two can go back to being friends.

Những người bạn and just friends. bạn must be clear about what bạn want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Những người bạn with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what bạn want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart bạn still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then bạn are ready to be Những người bạn again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Những người bạn and the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been thêm funny to bạn if bạn *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop đã đưa ý kiến this bài viết is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a cái gối, gối feather hoặc a back scratcher, but was thêm like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped bởi a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope bạn all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most ngẫu nhiên adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who hoặc what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the bờ biển, bãi biển and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my yêu thích book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that câu hỏi is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad bạn asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all bạn haters of haterz, I just want to tell bạn that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American âm nhạc Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

bạn can vote for your các sở thích on the event webpage here: American âm nhạc Awards.
i hope bạn like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first bài viết i put on here so plz bình luận , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know bạn amy not understand
but if bạn can
please understand
I see bạn underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would bạn say? take this away
If i told bạn how i feel, would it be real hoặc is this all fake??

Chourus: your tình yêu is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write thêm now.
So this ngẫu nhiên kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone bạn want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I đã đưa ý kiến “What?” and she đã đưa ý kiến “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, hoặc the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of ngẫu nhiên blog on the ngẫu nhiên người hâm mộ page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One ngày this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my yêu thích games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re tiếp theo door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 thêm incredibly ngẫu nhiên stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and ngẫu nhiên in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide bởi zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates bạn , like constantly talking hoặc doing everything bạn do , well im gonna help bạn deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , bạn can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a cái gối, gối in bạn purse/bag , so if bạn need to scream , scream in the cái gối, gối , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , bạn COULD use them to block that person out , but studies hiển thị that if that person happens to nuốt, nhạn one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav búp bê barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had thêm people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are bạn MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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ngẫu nhiên Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in giường together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every ngày thêm money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed bởi public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be được trao to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored ngày for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her trang chủ because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure bạn out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in bạn and bạn let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive bạn , its the end
so bạn can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil bạn burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as bạn push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever bạn are tiếp theo bored, hoặc feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' hoặc 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks bạn to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your bàn and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't người hâm mộ anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their thông tin các nhân and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to người hâm mộ someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a người hâm mộ of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my tiếp theo reason...
If bạn have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to người hâm mộ you.
However, if i can see that you're a người hâm mộ of 'Random' hoặc 'Harry Potter' hoặc 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will người hâm mộ bạn back.

On the other hand, if bạn are looking at this thinking that bạn haven't done any of these things, then feel free to người hâm mộ me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx