Some of bạn might have heard of the game Facade. those of bạn who have, bạn probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.
she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she đã đưa ý kiến "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they đã đưa ý kiến yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down, washed her hands, but Ivan was nowhere to be found.
Trip and Grace assumed he went outside, as mèo tend to do.
the tiếp theo day, Phoebe found him, he was crushed under their car. she blamed Grace and Trip for it, so, to make it up to her they bought another pet, it was a Golden retriever named Lucky. they played everyday and slept in the same bed.
one day, they heard Phoebe hitting something with her Melon. they went to check and she was beating Lucky with her watermelon. they were too shocked to move. they watched as their daughter beat Lucky to death.
afterwards, she took the melon and wrote on the tường with Lucky's blood, a L. it was a không gian away from an I.
they ran back to their bedroom. they wanted to think that Lucky had bit her and she overreacted, but they knew she had planned it. she probably did the same to Ivan.
the tiếp theo ngày Phoebe found Lucky under their neighbors car. she cried and đã đưa ý kiến she wanted another pet. when they refused, she demanded they get her another pet.
they couldn't say no to their only child, so they bought her another cat, a pregnant Calico cat to be exact. they whispered to each other while she was gone when they thought she would kill Mindi, the new cat.
"it was just out of anger, Lucky bit her." Trip told her.
"then what about the 'I'? when was that put there? it seems it was there soon after Ivan died." Grace argued.
Trip sighed. "you're right, but we can't stop her, hat are we gonna do, give the cat away, she'll take it back, hoặc maybe she'll murder us too!"
Grace didn't know what to say. Trip was right. "well, we can prevent it tiếp theo time when she takes Mindi, which will probably be some time after she has her kittens, she writes on the tường in their blood, and will only writes one letter per victim. the mèo con need to have lots of blood flow before they die."
1 tháng LATER
Mindi had the mèo con weeks ago. there was a trái cam, màu da cam one named Elijah, a white one named Lisa, a black and trái cam, màu da cam one named Oscar and a brown one named Nick.
Phoebe took great care of all of them, before that night.
Trip and Grace watched. Phoebe killed Mindi then Elijah then Lisa then Oscar then Nick. one at a time, not caring for blood, she had to be able to clean like a maid to get rid of the blood from the last two, now she had to work like 3 maids.
the tiếp theo ngày then found the mèo con under a heavy lamp and Mindi under their neighbor car. Phoebe demanded another pet, they đã đưa ý kiến no, they would never buy her another living thing.
after an giờ she gave up and invited a friend over, Sally.they played upstairs for a while, then Phoebe murdered her with a melon and wrote at the end of the bloody sentence an S. then she killed herself bởi breaking open her own chest with the melon, it was pure red bởi now, not the green of a watermelon. it had grown bigger and heavier from the blood, even though it had no roots. on the tường spelled "I Like Your Melons"
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.
she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she đã đưa ý kiến "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they đã đưa ý kiến yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down, washed her hands, but Ivan was nowhere to be found.
Trip and Grace assumed he went outside, as mèo tend to do.
the tiếp theo day, Phoebe found him, he was crushed under their car. she blamed Grace and Trip for it, so, to make it up to her they bought another pet, it was a Golden retriever named Lucky. they played everyday and slept in the same bed.
one day, they heard Phoebe hitting something with her Melon. they went to check and she was beating Lucky with her watermelon. they were too shocked to move. they watched as their daughter beat Lucky to death.
afterwards, she took the melon and wrote on the tường with Lucky's blood, a L. it was a không gian away from an I.
they ran back to their bedroom. they wanted to think that Lucky had bit her and she overreacted, but they knew she had planned it. she probably did the same to Ivan.
the tiếp theo ngày Phoebe found Lucky under their neighbors car. she cried and đã đưa ý kiến she wanted another pet. when they refused, she demanded they get her another pet.
they couldn't say no to their only child, so they bought her another cat, a pregnant Calico cat to be exact. they whispered to each other while she was gone when they thought she would kill Mindi, the new cat.
"it was just out of anger, Lucky bit her." Trip told her.
"then what about the 'I'? when was that put there? it seems it was there soon after Ivan died." Grace argued.
Trip sighed. "you're right, but we can't stop her, hat are we gonna do, give the cat away, she'll take it back, hoặc maybe she'll murder us too!"
Grace didn't know what to say. Trip was right. "well, we can prevent it tiếp theo time when she takes Mindi, which will probably be some time after she has her kittens, she writes on the tường in their blood, and will only writes one letter per victim. the mèo con need to have lots of blood flow before they die."
1 tháng LATER
Mindi had the mèo con weeks ago. there was a trái cam, màu da cam one named Elijah, a white one named Lisa, a black and trái cam, màu da cam one named Oscar and a brown one named Nick.
Phoebe took great care of all of them, before that night.
Trip and Grace watched. Phoebe killed Mindi then Elijah then Lisa then Oscar then Nick. one at a time, not caring for blood, she had to be able to clean like a maid to get rid of the blood from the last two, now she had to work like 3 maids.
the tiếp theo ngày then found the mèo con under a heavy lamp and Mindi under their neighbor car. Phoebe demanded another pet, they đã đưa ý kiến no, they would never buy her another living thing.
after an giờ she gave up and invited a friend over, Sally.they played upstairs for a while, then Phoebe murdered her with a melon and wrote at the end of the bloody sentence an S. then she killed herself bởi breaking open her own chest with the melon, it was pure red bởi now, not the green of a watermelon. it had grown bigger and heavier from the blood, even though it had no roots. on the tường spelled "I Like Your Melons"
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Những người bạn hoặc anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls hiển thị that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Sô cô la sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, cầu vồng chó cái, bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls hiển thị that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Sô cô la sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, cầu vồng chó cái, bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh xạ hương, húng tây of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh xạ hương, húng tây of Brumble haz cume.
xin chào it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
To hiển thị that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do bạn make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do bạn call a giant, clumsy, atomic cá đuối, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying trái cam, màu da cam become so popular?
Because trái cam, màu da cam is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
To hiển thị that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do bạn make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do bạn call a giant, clumsy, atomic cá đuối, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying trái cam, màu da cam become so popular?
Because trái cam, màu da cam is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO