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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so bạn don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured bởi the guards and saved bởi a goat. Seriously? A goat is thêm useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed bởi Frollo. So far she's been saved bởi Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, ngẫu nhiên towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved bởi a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids tình yêu a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the Disney gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when bạn can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well bạn can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused bởi him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other chó con got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah bạn all know that bạn can't have a damsel in distress danh sách without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked bởi the Mất tích boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at bạn would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The tiếp theo time was that she was attacked bởi the Những nàng tiên cá and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured bởi Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life hoặc the lives of her brothers hoặc friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five năm old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the Những nàng tiên cá I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess đào look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused bởi her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground bởi a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered bởi a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied bởi a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved bởi a chuột and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved bởi a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused bởi him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like Siêu nhân and Batman. He's been saved bởi pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the hiển thị and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven thêm pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a năm old, actually saved him. He even got saved bởi Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress thêm than any of the Disney princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked bởi a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured bởi frog hunters, he gets out thanks to cá đuối, ray and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured bởi the shadows, then captured bởi the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured bởi Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the Disney princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved bởi a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy fly. That's even worse than being saved bởi a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know bạn can't have a danh sách about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is thêm of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this danh sách they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the tình yêu interest and person who constantly has to be saved bởi the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the Siêu nhân hiển thị they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even đã đưa ý kiến to Siêu nhân "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing hoặc two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, thêm so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate hoặc dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is di chuyển and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once hoặc twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked nốt ruồi con chuột is actually thêm useful than him. He never saves the ngày and is as useful as a chanh with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. Người dơi should probably ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin sóc chuột, con sóc is thêm heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the ngày and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest Disney damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this danh sách look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all bạn have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few phút of the movie and is saved bởi a boy who was singing. That's right, all bạn have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that bạn just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her tình yêu interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up bởi tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even thêm of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her tình yêu interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
1. When a twilight người hâm mộ says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all các câu hỏi about twilight that bạn can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book báo cáo on the most boring sách of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that bạn hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible tác giả and her sách make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a người hâm mộ but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a người hâm mộ but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys hoặc something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball hoặc swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, đã đưa ý kiến as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry âm nhạc videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time yêu thích fast thực phẩm restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out hoặc dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do bạn find motivation to exercise when bạn just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this câu hỏi every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help bạn with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and hiển thị your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they đã đưa ý kiến your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a câu hỏi and say some thing ngẫu nhiên like.. i like cheese... hoặc carrots are pink... hoặc say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy bạn get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a bít tất, sock with pennies, and then demand all of the thực phẩm using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a ngẫu nhiên person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos hoặc baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as bạn can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cừu, thịt cừu at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's thực phẩm when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about ngẫu nhiên things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the bánh mỳ, bánh mì is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and hoặc eat the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the bánh mỳ, bánh mì off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that is on yer head so u can on living without bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating bánh mỳ, bánh mì it is so if i tell u that there is bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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 The lều, cabin
The Cabin
lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a cây and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when bạn are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then bạn may call her bởi this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of bạn who need a little help with being thêm được ưa chuộng on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like đọc something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most được ưa chuộng các câu trả lời have to do with games hoặc something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the những người hâm mộ about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the huy hiệu lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people nghề viết văn this way if he/she had dyslexia hoặc someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet hoặc if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If bạn have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Những người bạn have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who bạn are hoặc what they think bạn are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights hoặc bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Những người bạn are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This hoa should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE bạn ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


bạn can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
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1.    Run to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a lạc đà in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do bạn have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause bạn to spit and ask bạn not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. bạn fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. bạn blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All ngày long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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These trích dẫn are trích dẫn with differnt meanings of tọc mạch, chồn, ferret hoặc just the animal.
“If a tọc mạch, chồn, ferret bites bạn it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the các lượt xem are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, bạn can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!