Hip shaker
Dream maker
tim, trái tim breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that bạn want me to
Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything bạn choose
I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make bạn happy
Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la
bạn can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me
Hot waiter
Cool skater
Trail blazer
Pose lazer
Naughty hoặc nice, what I really want to be
bạn wanna try on someone else
bạn might like seeing how it felt
Do bạn mind changing your disguise
If it makes me happy
Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
Let’s go
Let’s go masquerading
We’ll make it fun
When it’s over and done
I still want you
To see the real me
No thêm disguises
Let true tình yêu decide
If we should be together
Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
Let’s go
Let’s go masquerading
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Dream maker
tim, trái tim breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that bạn want me to
Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything bạn choose
I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make bạn happy
Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la
bạn can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me
Hot waiter
Cool skater
Trail blazer
Pose lazer
Naughty hoặc nice, what I really want to be
bạn wanna try on someone else
bạn might like seeing how it felt
Do bạn mind changing your disguise
If it makes me happy
Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
Let’s go
Let’s go masquerading
We’ll make it fun
When it’s over and done
I still want you
To see the real me
No thêm disguises
Let true tình yêu decide
If we should be together
Here’s my formal invitation
bạn and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this tình yêu we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
Let’s go
Let’s go masquerading
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Những câu chuyện về rồng say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. cá say blub blub blub.
13. Kỳ lân say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Những câu chuyện về rồng say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. cá say blub blub blub.
13. Kỳ lân say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when bạn hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when bạn hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
đàn ghi ta, guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then bạn wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if bạn just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
đàn ghi ta, guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then bạn wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if bạn just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond di chuyển 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got trang chủ and found the wife preparing bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 thêm feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she các câu trả lời back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond di chuyển 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got trang chủ and found the wife preparing bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 thêm feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she các câu trả lời back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic một giây line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying bạn simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I tình yêu your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying bạn simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I tình yêu your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'