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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if bạn say Vietnam he'll stab bạn with a fork
if bạn say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
bạn can't stop him no matter what
if bạn call for help he'll stab bạn in the butt.
Never run because bạn know he'll catch you
he might torture hoặc just plain kill you.
Run for cover, thêm like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if bạn run hoặc cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
bạn better pray to god that bạn don't blow his top.
He might rip bạn to pieces hoặc snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
bạn better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make bạn into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if bạn see him bạn better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an giờ with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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I'm nghề viết văn this bài viết because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner hoặc later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell bạn my yêu thích yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a ngẫu nhiên emoji bởi dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The ngẫu nhiên emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her tình yêu handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are thêm chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the thực phẩm they eat.

7-The hair of polar chịu, gấu is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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