No, I'm not trying to ridicule hoặc make fun of my friend with that tiêu đề I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be trang chủ 22:30 PM when he goes out.
That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.
“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he đã đưa ý kiến through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”
I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking hoặc not. But he interrupted me, saying:
“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”
And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).
Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.
“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he đã đưa ý kiến through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”
I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking hoặc not. But he interrupted me, saying:
“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”
And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).
Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
Eight giờ lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are bạn a really bad singer, hoặc a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, bạn shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, bạn be allowed to touch the Luân Đôn broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Siêu nhân for dinner, would you?"
Every time bạn eat hoặc drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This bài viết was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are bạn a really bad singer, hoặc a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, bạn shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, bạn be allowed to touch the Luân Đôn broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Siêu nhân for dinner, would you?"
Every time bạn eat hoặc drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This bài viết was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put thực phẩm on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water hoặc soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every bàn and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When bạn take a drink of your water hoặc soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When bạn got your món tráng miệng (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives bạn a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water hoặc soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every bàn and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When bạn take a drink of your water hoặc soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When bạn got your món tráng miệng (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives bạn a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
