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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
No, I'm not trying to ridicule hoặc make fun of my friend with that tiêu đề I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be trang chủ 22:30 PM when he goes out.

That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.


“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he đã đưa ý kiến through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”

I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking hoặc not. But he interrupted me, saying:

“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”

And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).


Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern ngày issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). tình yêu hoặc hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years cách đây were blacks được trao the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make bạn smile when bạn are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but bạn always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give bạn the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind bạn and put his arms around bạn

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer bạn plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of tình yêu .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when bạn take...
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO bạn WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

bạn CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY bạn HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY ngày (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

chó cái, bitch WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT đít, mông, ass CUZ bạn CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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Source: Burdr
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first ngày after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do bạn want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do bạn tình yêu me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do bạn think that one ngày bạn may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can bạn Kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do bạn think that bạn may cú đấm me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the hàng đầu, đầu trang in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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posted by K5-HOWL
When life gives bạn a hundred reasons to cry, hiển thị life that bạn have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who bạn are and say what bạn feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your tim, trái tim broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend hoặc maybe even fall in tình yêu with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and tình yêu like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If bạn think you're fat, bạn probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If bạn ask a câu hỏi bạn don't want an answer to, expect an
answer bạn don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless bạn are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need thêm ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to bình luận one? hoặc many if bạn have many. anyways thanks for đọc this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I đã đưa ý kiến starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky đã đưa ý kiến starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Những người bạn and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the tiếp theo morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
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Source: made bởi SylarNight
posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The một giây one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".