No, I'm not trying to ridicule hoặc make fun of my friend with that tiêu đề I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be trang chủ 22:30 PM when he goes out.
That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.
“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he đã đưa ý kiến through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”
I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking hoặc not. But he interrupted me, saying:
“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”
And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).
Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.
“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he đã đưa ý kiến through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”
I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking hoặc not. But he interrupted me, saying:
“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”
And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).
Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO bạn WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
bạn CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY bạn HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY ngày (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
chó cái, bitch WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT đít, mông, ass CUZ bạn CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
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Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO bạn WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
bạn CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY bạn HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY ngày (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
chó cái, bitch WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT đít, mông, ass CUZ bạn CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first ngày after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do bạn want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do bạn tình yêu me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do bạn think that one ngày bạn may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can bạn Kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do bạn think that bạn may cú đấm me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the hàng đầu, đầu trang in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first ngày after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do bạn want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do bạn tình yêu me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do bạn think that one ngày bạn may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can bạn Kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do bạn think that bạn may cú đấm me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the hàng đầu, đầu trang in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Những người bạn and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the tiếp theo morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the tiếp theo morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The một giây one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The một giây one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".