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A comedic spin on pop culture ma cà rồng and scary phim chiếu rạp in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I tình yêu this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a hiển thị that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I tình yêu this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I tình yêu the characters. It's interesting and funny, I tình yêu that its not a typical Disney comedy and I tình yêu that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
posted by orangeturnip
when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my tim, trái tim
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to bạn in form of desire
bạn float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
bạn jump about
cos bạn cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make bạn fly
the Angel will make bạn cry
the Angel will make bạn feel how others feel
so bạn can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Mất tích
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A ngày dont go bởi bạn dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF bạn do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta bạn XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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" I know what bạn want from me.you want me to tell bạn my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to bạn . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell bạn i could get a lot of people around me hurt " đã đưa ý kiến the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what bạn will tell me today " đã đưa ý kiến the man .

"Alright but bạn will not like what i tell bạn .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " đã đưa ý kiến the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if bạn want hear thêm . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not bởi me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger hoặc a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American hoặc Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance hoặc anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how bạn chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what bạn feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what bạn do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i tình yêu the way bạn know
who bạn are and to me it's exciting
when bạn know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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 tình yêu them :D
LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one bởi one, and my tình yêu for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a năm since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much thạch, sữa ong chúa girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me thêm every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps tiếp theo to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy bạn another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This ngày is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police đã đưa ý kiến that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in giường with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, bạn hiển thị up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of trái cam, màu da cam traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in ngẫu nhiên spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone bạn meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few giờ I fell asleep and woke up bởi the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a áo sơ mi that had some sort of tiêu đề on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are bạn doing here aren't bạn supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, bạn can meet real people online playing it, tham gia the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. hoặc the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket hoặc heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if bạn Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn bạn get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let bạn attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let bạn heal hoặc use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, tham gia the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! bạn WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Những người bạn about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in tình yêu with crush

Step 10: Imagine having em bé with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
added by Crazedsitcomfan
I made this danh sách before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with chẻ, phân chia, split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black hát as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna tình yêu bạn till the very...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic cầu vồng is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our hiển thị today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see bạn again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: bạn see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let bạn know who Brony Of The tháng is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, hoặc laughing....
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P chó name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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