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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President hoặc Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a năm plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO bạn HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a thêm intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO bạn HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT bạn FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO bạn HAVE A CAR?: I think the thêm appropriate câu hỏi here would be "Do bạn have a car that runs?"

HAVE bạn RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS hoặc RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO bạn SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD bạn LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO bạn CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries
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 Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal yêu thích episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be được trao here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope bạn all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
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Avatar ride at Animal Kingdom

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Animal Kingdom night hiển thị celebration

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EpCot

There's another video involving a long đít, mông, ass đàn ghi ta, guitar for the Aerosmith ride at Hollywood Studios but you're gonna have to ask for it via pm as I do not wanna showcase a picture/vid involving me for everyone to see.

And here's a bunch of pictures from the 4 parks I went to. There's thêm in total but I only went to 4 this time around. The ones I went to were Animal Kingdom,Epcot,Hollywood Studios, and the main park of Disney

Enjoy the pictures and video guys. I know I enjoyed being there.

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I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: bởi the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...
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This bài viết is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on không gian Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The hiển thị had 3 main characters: không gian Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced không gian Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

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