NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President hoặc Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a năm plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO bạn HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a thêm intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO bạn HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT bạn FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO bạn HAVE A CAR?: I think the thêm appropriate câu hỏi here would be "Do bạn have a car that runs?"
HAVE bạn RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS hoặc RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO bạn SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD bạn LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO bạn CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President hoặc Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a năm plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO bạn HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a thêm intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO bạn HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT bạn FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO bạn HAVE A CAR?: I think the thêm appropriate câu hỏi here would be "Do bạn have a car that runs?"
HAVE bạn RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS hoặc RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO bạn SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD bạn LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO bạn CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give bạn thêm than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No âm nhạc to play so I sing bạn my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
bạn still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give bạn thêm than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give bạn my heart
I'm gonna give bạn my tim, trái tim
When there's nothing left to give
I will give bạn thêm than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No âm nhạc to play so I sing bạn my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
bạn still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give bạn thêm than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give bạn my heart
I'm gonna give bạn my tim, trái tim
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell bạn want happened.
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He đã đưa ý kiến (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I đã đưa ý kiến "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his Những người bạn that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true hoặc not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His Những người bạn were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He đã đưa ý kiến (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I đã đưa ý kiến "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his Những người bạn that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true hoặc not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His Những người bạn were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share