What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The tiếp theo time bạn and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a phiếu bầu to see which of bạn successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with bạn - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever bạn have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If bạn were really looking for an honest answer, bạn wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The tiếp theo time bạn make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused bởi rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do bạn and your Những người bạn keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if bạn look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' yêu thích outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If bạn must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then bạn never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know bạn can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises hoặc promotions were gained bởi arm wrestling the boss.
If bạn don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The tiếp theo time bạn and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a phiếu bầu to see which of bạn successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with bạn - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever bạn have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If bạn were really looking for an honest answer, bạn wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The tiếp theo time bạn make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused bởi rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do bạn and your Những người bạn keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if bạn look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' yêu thích outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If bạn must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then bạn never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know bạn can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises hoặc promotions were gained bởi arm wrestling the boss.
If bạn don't read this, someone else wil
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and bạn don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do bạn use these emotions hoặc others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See thêm emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. hoặc be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes bạn mad hoặc doesnt agree with your point of view bạn just báo cáo them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes bạn mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont báo cáo thm. Because we are a big family and we dont báo cáo hoặc block family we care and hiển thị tình yêu for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to báo cáo someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
tình yêu all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes bạn mad hoặc doesnt agree with your point of view bạn just báo cáo them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes bạn mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont báo cáo thm. Because we are a big family and we dont báo cáo hoặc block family we care and hiển thị tình yêu for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to báo cáo someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
tình yêu all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do bạn want?" "I'm calling to báo cáo my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank bạn very much for the call, sir." The tiếp theo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your đọc my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even đọc this.
4. bạn didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did bạn notice I skipped number three.
7. bạn don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that bạn silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then bạn realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But bạn remember that a fact is something that can be proven right hoặc wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. bạn wish bạn never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch bạn with the missing number this time. hoặc did I?
14. bạn wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind đọc powers amaze you.
16. bạn totally forgot I was only supposed to tell bạn ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even đọc this.
4. bạn didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did bạn notice I skipped number three.
7. bạn don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that bạn silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then bạn realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But bạn remember that a fact is something that can be proven right hoặc wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. bạn wish bạn never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch bạn with the missing number this time. hoặc did I?
14. bạn wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind đọc powers amaze you.
16. bạn totally forgot I was only supposed to tell bạn ten facts.