1. Go outside, and if bạn see someone, take the ngẫu nhiên person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"
2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"
3. In the pasanger ghế, chỗ ngồi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chó only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.
4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"
5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to hát in the Rain.
6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"
7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.
8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the cỏ on the curb, and let them get all wet.
9. When the family sees say: "I told bạn that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!
10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of súp with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope bạn don't get kidnapped.
11. Tell everyone around bạn that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns bạn into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, hoặc window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)
12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.
13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that bạn can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.
14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!
15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because bạn want them to open, because it's so hot outside and bạn need to cool off in the pool.
Also, let me tell bạn that these are in no way ethical, hoặc moral and performing the listed actions hiển thị a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"
3. In the pasanger ghế, chỗ ngồi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chó only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.
4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"
5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to hát in the Rain.
6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"
7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.
8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the cỏ on the curb, and let them get all wet.
9. When the family sees say: "I told bạn that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!
10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of súp with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope bạn don't get kidnapped.
11. Tell everyone around bạn that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns bạn into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, hoặc window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)
12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.
13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that bạn can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.
14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!
15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because bạn want them to open, because it's so hot outside and bạn need to cool off in the pool.
Also, let me tell bạn that these are in no way ethical, hoặc moral and performing the listed actions hiển thị a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one ngày he he cme back to school it looked like a normal ngày but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal ngày but when the chuông, bell rang for clas he got a 44 ngọn lửa, chữa cháy arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so bạn let that be a lesson for bạn if bạn had not teased him he would have been fine who knows bạn could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
trái chuối, chuối who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
trái chuối, chuối who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
trái chuối, chuối who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
trái cam, màu da cam who?
trái cam, màu da cam bạn glad I didn't say trái chuối, chuối again?
Hope bạn had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
trái chuối, chuối who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
trái chuối, chuối who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
trái chuối, chuối who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
trái cam, màu da cam who?
trái cam, màu da cam bạn glad I didn't say trái chuối, chuối again?
Hope bạn had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon đọc the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and đã đưa ý kiến "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet bạn he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do bạn know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.