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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, đã đưa ý kiến as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry âm nhạc videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time yêu thích fast thực phẩm restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out hoặc dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a chẻ, phân chia, split second.
A giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that bạn got a $10 gift card to the best fast thực phẩm place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have bạn ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. bạn go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created bởi thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter đã đưa ý kiến in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of cà chua soup, and two double thịt băm có lẫn phô mai, cheeseburger, phô mai kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do bạn mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, hoặc soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He đã đưa ý kiến in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are bạn saying that bạn aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No cà chua soup, hoặc waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did bạn hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a pizza, bánh pizza with my friend, then he lấy trộm, đánh cắp it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.

After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red minivan and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the minivan drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to hiển thị that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do bạn like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the tiếp theo window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up bởi the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe bạn actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an táo, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit bởi a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my new world
Writing names, nghề viết văn names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A chó sói, sói named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do bạn want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." các câu trả lời Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are bạn doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In bạn I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving tình yêu in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in bạn and the things bạn doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail hoặc bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat tiếp theo to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the vòi hoa sen and headed toward the mirror to...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car phía trước, chuyển tiếp saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If bạn are hung like a horse, bạn don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no nho khô Bran
Well, don't bạn know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of thực phẩm bạn hate ooh
You won't get no món tráng miệng 'till bạn clean off your plate
So eat it, don't bạn tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some thêm chicken, have some thêm pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled hoặc fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my tim, trái tim out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, hoặc the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my tim, trái tim out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. bạn wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet bạn on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
đàn ghi ta, guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then bạn wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if bạn just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"
posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can bạn forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the đường phố, street physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your đít, mông, ass like rembrandt!
Ha! bạn Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when bạn see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who bạn are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what bạn did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who bạn are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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added by LovableXNerd
Source: Google
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Những người bạn about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in tình yêu with crush

Step 10: Imagine having em bé with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
added by CokeTheUmbreon
added by CokeTheUmbreon
The danh sách went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside người hâm mộ pop, người hâm mộ pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a hàng đầu, đầu trang ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the hàng đầu, đầu trang twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest năm for gaming...
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