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What happens when bạn get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If bạn write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If tình yêu is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come bạn get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated bởi a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid các câu hỏi to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe bạn when bạn say there are four billion stars, but check when bạn say the paint is wet?
What if Người dơi gets bitten bởi a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 hoặc is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called bạn at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't bạn ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of vàng would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't Sô cô la considered a vegetable, if Sô cô la comes from ca cao beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid các câu hỏi to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
bạn know the expression, "Don't quit your ngày job?" Well what do bạn say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear quần lót on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If bạn were a genie and a person asked bạn this wish, "I wish bạn would not grant me this wish" what would bạn do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get chẻ, phân chia, split ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If bạn don't pay your exorcist, do bạn get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when bạn actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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HAPPY NEW năm EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new năm and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
hoặc something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over bởi Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the bờ biển, bãi biển again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE bờ biển, bãi biển IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to đường dẫn and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If bạn don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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    Time and không gian are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou tình yêu life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while bạn try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If bạn want time, bạn must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend bạn take care of the phút and...
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posted by alliXcobber
i hate the old west. how many of bạn do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it đã đưa ý kiến to write a letter to bob hoặc another cowboy from the story theyre đọc and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!
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Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I tình yêu it!)
All I do is just believe in the tim, trái tim of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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