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By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 năm old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the lê, quả lê into the side of this bãi rác, dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this lê, quả lê we bought at “Manny’s Beachside store” back and forth. Then, we see this flash of pink. It’s so fast it looks like a wedding hoa hoặc something…pink. “Hey! Boys!” I hear Ella’s voice. Her voice is kind of scratchy, but silky in a weird way. I look up, just as Zack has the pear. Bad mistake. He uses his girlfriend as an advantage and kicks hard into the dumpster. “OH YEAH!” He yells, so loud I think I heard mice screaming. “Look who’s losing NOW!” I look at him like he’s an idiot. “Still you, Zack.” Then he looks at the Sharpie I had written on my hand, it đã đưa ý kiến Zack-1111...Laken-11111111111111 I added another tally to Zack’s. “Good job though buddy!”
    Ella rolled her eyes and looked Zack straight in the eye. “Ok, everybody is at the cabin.” Zack snickered and raised his hand. “Well, well, except us!” She groaned and pinched his nose and held it while she spoke, “And, Naomi called me like 5 phút cách đây saying that she found something on Ty’s phone.” She looked at me like she was expecting something. I didn’t know anything. He wasn’t cheating on Naomi. He was doing illegal drugs (as far as I knew). “Kinsley was in a car accident.” she said. I looked at her like ‘so what?’. She looked at me and snapped back, “She’s almost in a coma.” She let go of her hold on Zack’s nose. He breathed in the air and put his two hands together, like a praying motion. “Thank the lord!” He đã đưa ý kiến and laughed at me. “And, what am I supposed to do about it?” I asked her. “Well, for starters bạn can throw the stupid lê, quả lê out and come with ME!” She đã đưa ý kiến and pointed her eyes at the pear. I looked at her and whimpered, then I picked it up protectively. “Not…my…baby!” I fake cried. She slapped me in the face. “Shut up, bạn KNOW Tori’s your baby.” I looked at her and shrugged. “I’m sure, she won’t mind…if I invite a friend!!!” I đã đưa ý kiến and winked at the pear. “We will never be separated, NEVER!” Then, being the evil witch she is, she took the lê, quả lê out of my hands and threw it in the dumpster. “Oops! My hand slipped, then thought, maybe it would be a good idea if we started heading home!” She cracked a ferocious smile at me and then went serious again. “It is you’re best friend.”

That’s when I couldn’t help it, but my little brain thought it would be cai thợ mỏ, butty to say,

“And it is your cockpit!”

I just earned another slap. Thanks brain!!!

Thanks SOOOOO much for reading! I hope u enjoyed this chapter of lều, cabin for the Summer! I know it was kinda, messed up, BTW, Laken is based on my real life boyfriend, and he is kinda messed up. But I tình yêu him. Oh, and Tori is based on mwah!!! TTYL!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: xin chào Master Sword, tiếp theo time bạn interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: xin chào everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are bạn doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would bạn tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW năm ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some súng into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I tình yêu Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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posted by peterparkerrbu
Every link game has two essential components: a danh sách of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must tìm kiếm the grid for the listed words and drag their chuột over them to highlight them. The danh sách is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories hoặc topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...
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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, bạn know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did bạn find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: bạn don't deserve this.. bạn don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What bạn gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell bạn (add voice) bạn should probably be...
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posted by elsafan1010
I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on hàng đầu, đầu trang of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop bởi drop and its beauty. Moreover, I tình yêu water, and rain is made of water. I tình yêu icy weather, and bạn can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at trang chủ watching the rain....
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Here's an bài viết I've been putting off for a long đít, mông, ass time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..


1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, bạn know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..


2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does hiển thị that Adam can...
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Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six năm old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they đã đưa ý kiến "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...
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posted by Canada24
I hear there’s a Patrick ngôi sao spinoff now. Man, let the hiển thị die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 năm old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far thêm likeable. He feels like an actual adult, hoặc least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....
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Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final fantaisie VII, the game that took the world bởi storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final fantaisie franchise hoặc just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with các câu hỏi about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...
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A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story bởi Steven King, and directed bởi the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...
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As the tiêu đề suggests, these are what work for me.. So bạn know...


1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make bạn feel worse about this than bạn already do..


2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..


3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch Youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..


4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the thuyền stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took bạn so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. bạn know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR bạn SING!

----------------------------------------------------------

Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do bạn think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and bạn won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. bạn can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 21: Take Out

Kevin is driving his truck with Liam riding shotgun. They are going to The Nut House to pick up an order they made on the phone.

Liam: Did bạn hear that parks are being reopened?
Kevin: That's good. We're making some progress.
Liam: A lot of people think we...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. bạn also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed bởi Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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Vroom in the Night Sky is considered bởi many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed bởi Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want bạn to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, hoặc chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson xe mô tô on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle tiếp theo to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them...
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Welcome to the một giây episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its nghề viết văn and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.



Young những người đang yêu Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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It’s the Halloween season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about phim chiếu rạp that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, hoặc at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own âm nhạc video for Thriller, one of the most được ưa chuộng âm nhạc video of all time. That’s right,...
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