lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken
Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 năm old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the lê, quả lê into the side of this bãi rác, dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this lê, quả lê we bought at “Manny’s Beachside store” back and forth. Then, we see this flash of pink. It’s so fast it looks like a wedding hoa hoặc something…pink. “Hey! Boys!” I hear Ella’s voice. Her voice is kind of scratchy, but silky in a weird way. I look up, just as Zack has the pear. Bad mistake. He uses his girlfriend as an advantage and kicks hard into the dumpster. “OH YEAH!” He yells, so loud I think I heard mice screaming. “Look who’s losing NOW!” I look at him like he’s an idiot. “Still you, Zack.” Then he looks at the Sharpie I had written on my hand, it đã đưa ý kiến Zack-1111...Laken-11111111111111 I added another tally to Zack’s. “Good job though buddy!”
Ella rolled her eyes and looked Zack straight in the eye. “Ok, everybody is at the cabin.” Zack snickered and raised his hand. “Well, well, except us!” She groaned and pinched his nose and held it while she spoke, “And, Naomi called me like 5 phút cách đây saying that she found something on Ty’s phone.” She looked at me like she was expecting something. I didn’t know anything. He wasn’t cheating on Naomi. He was doing illegal drugs (as far as I knew). “Kinsley was in a car accident.” she said. I looked at her like ‘so what?’. She looked at me and snapped back, “She’s almost in a coma.” She let go of her hold on Zack’s nose. He breathed in the air and put his two hands together, like a praying motion. “Thank the lord!” He đã đưa ý kiến and laughed at me. “And, what am I supposed to do about it?” I asked her. “Well, for starters bạn can throw the stupid lê, quả lê out and come with ME!” She đã đưa ý kiến and pointed her eyes at the pear. I looked at her and whimpered, then I picked it up protectively. “Not…my…baby!” I fake cried. She slapped me in the face. “Shut up, bạn KNOW Tori’s your baby.” I looked at her and shrugged. “I’m sure, she won’t mind…if I invite a friend!!!” I đã đưa ý kiến and winked at the pear. “We will never be separated, NEVER!” Then, being the evil witch she is, she took the lê, quả lê out of my hands and threw it in the dumpster. “Oops! My hand slipped, then thought, maybe it would be a good idea if we started heading home!” She cracked a ferocious smile at me and then went serious again. “It is you’re best friend.”
That’s when I couldn’t help it, but my little brain thought it would be cai thợ mỏ, butty to say,
“And it is your cockpit!”
I just earned another slap. Thanks brain!!!
Thanks SOOOOO much for reading! I hope u enjoyed this chapter of lều, cabin for the Summer! I know it was kinda, messed up, BTW, Laken is based on my real life boyfriend, and he is kinda messed up. But I tình yêu him. Oh, and Tori is based on mwah!!! TTYL!!
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken
Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 năm old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the lê, quả lê into the side of this bãi rác, dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this lê, quả lê we bought at “Manny’s Beachside store” back and forth. Then, we see this flash of pink. It’s so fast it looks like a wedding hoa hoặc something…pink. “Hey! Boys!” I hear Ella’s voice. Her voice is kind of scratchy, but silky in a weird way. I look up, just as Zack has the pear. Bad mistake. He uses his girlfriend as an advantage and kicks hard into the dumpster. “OH YEAH!” He yells, so loud I think I heard mice screaming. “Look who’s losing NOW!” I look at him like he’s an idiot. “Still you, Zack.” Then he looks at the Sharpie I had written on my hand, it đã đưa ý kiến Zack-1111...Laken-11111111111111 I added another tally to Zack’s. “Good job though buddy!”
Ella rolled her eyes and looked Zack straight in the eye. “Ok, everybody is at the cabin.” Zack snickered and raised his hand. “Well, well, except us!” She groaned and pinched his nose and held it while she spoke, “And, Naomi called me like 5 phút cách đây saying that she found something on Ty’s phone.” She looked at me like she was expecting something. I didn’t know anything. He wasn’t cheating on Naomi. He was doing illegal drugs (as far as I knew). “Kinsley was in a car accident.” she said. I looked at her like ‘so what?’. She looked at me and snapped back, “She’s almost in a coma.” She let go of her hold on Zack’s nose. He breathed in the air and put his two hands together, like a praying motion. “Thank the lord!” He đã đưa ý kiến and laughed at me. “And, what am I supposed to do about it?” I asked her. “Well, for starters bạn can throw the stupid lê, quả lê out and come with ME!” She đã đưa ý kiến and pointed her eyes at the pear. I looked at her and whimpered, then I picked it up protectively. “Not…my…baby!” I fake cried. She slapped me in the face. “Shut up, bạn KNOW Tori’s your baby.” I looked at her and shrugged. “I’m sure, she won’t mind…if I invite a friend!!!” I đã đưa ý kiến and winked at the pear. “We will never be separated, NEVER!” Then, being the evil witch she is, she took the lê, quả lê out of my hands and threw it in the dumpster. “Oops! My hand slipped, then thought, maybe it would be a good idea if we started heading home!” She cracked a ferocious smile at me and then went serious again. “It is you’re best friend.”
That’s when I couldn’t help it, but my little brain thought it would be cai thợ mỏ, butty to say,
“And it is your cockpit!”
I just earned another slap. Thanks brain!!!
Thanks SOOOOO much for reading! I hope u enjoyed this chapter of lều, cabin for the Summer! I know it was kinda, messed up, BTW, Laken is based on my real life boyfriend, and he is kinda messed up. But I tình yêu him. Oh, and Tori is based on mwah!!! TTYL!!
raindrops on hoa hồng and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp táo, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp táo, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws thực phẩm at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid các câu hỏi (ex: What do thư viện cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a ngày when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who bạn think she is
*She throws thực phẩm at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid các câu hỏi (ex: What do thư viện cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a ngày when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who bạn think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book bởi its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders hoặc u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id tình yêu to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break bạn down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to bạn that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating các bình luận about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why bạn like what bạn do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do bạn do it? Do bạn have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever bạn do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to bạn that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating các bình luận about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why bạn like what bạn do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do bạn do it? Do bạn have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever bạn do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent trái chuối, chuối even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a trái chuối, chuối is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but bạn can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a thêm stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are các câu lạc bộ song)
trái chuối, chuối trái chuối, chuối con cừu, cừu are there Những người bạn
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a trái chuối, chuối is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but bạn can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a thêm stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are các câu lạc bộ song)
trái chuối, chuối trái chuối, chuối con cừu, cừu are there Những người bạn
BANANAS
one ngày that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny đã đưa ý kiến hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first ngày ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him trang chủ AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO trang chủ AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE đã đưa ý kiến WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE đã đưa ý kiến COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton kẹo road like 45 like giây cách đây and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like bạn like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went trang chủ and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like ngày in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't bạn wanna mix cotton kẹo and popscicles!
That was like a like better like ngày in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't bạn wanna mix cotton kẹo and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Những câu chuyện về rồng say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. cá say blub blub blub.
13. Kỳ lân say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Những câu chuyện về rồng say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. cá say blub blub blub.
13. Kỳ lân say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.