ngẫu nhiên Article: The Shaggy chó Theme

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posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" hoặc "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'd like to have one too." Then I đã đưa ý kiến "But this is a dog". He đã đưa ý kiến he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He đã đưa ý kiến I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến every room in the hotel was for sex. I đã đưa ý kiến "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He đã đưa ý kiến "Me too."

Part II
One ngày I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But bạn don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I đã đưa ý kiến "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge đã đưa ý kiến "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge đã đưa ý kiến "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are bạn doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I đã đưa ý kiến "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.

deathding likes this

siory wow that was dirty lol

coolkatstar Hehe

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Let the Madness Begin!

posted by TeddyGlitter

Let the Madness Begin

I joined fanpop a few days cách đây and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST ngẫu nhiên PARAGRAPHS IN THE các bình luận AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN bài viết AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as bạn please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...

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Misconceptions about indigenous peoples

posted by Inner_Rage

I decided to write an bài viết because some gần đây news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an bài viết about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to hiển thị everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If bạn bình luận on something bạn believe is true, then...

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The Cursed đạn, hộp mực of Majora's Mask

posted by Holyshitwtf

It all started when a young man without much money he was được trao a Nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the ngày after bạn give away the console, an old man opened a nhà để xe sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small đạn, hộp mực of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...

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Strange Wedding Traditions

posted by Nein-Nein

Stomping the glass

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin hoặc cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

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Desktop Fun Prank

posted by australia-101

Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If bạn know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, hoặc always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.

You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills

How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with hoặc without apps running hoặc photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If bạn are decent with using photoshop...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Siêu nhân pajamas. Siêu nhân wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do bạn know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' yêu thích Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a thuyền he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between Hetalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, đã đưa ý kiến as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry âm nhạc videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time yêu thích fast thực phẩm restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out hoặc dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she đã đưa ý kiến it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written bởi a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As bạn will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

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If bạn tình yêu your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If bạn don't straighten up, I'm going to knock bạn into the middle of tiếp theo week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I đã đưa ý kiến so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me thêm LOGIC .

"If bạn fall out of that lung lay, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s hàng đầu, đầu trang superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s tổng thể health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of kẹo per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each năm on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix thực phẩm to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Road Kamelot song ( aka Lord Millenium's tim, trái tim

posted by canal

Happy Hauntings X)

*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in tìm kiếm of you
Looking for the tim, trái tim now
Have bạn heard the news
maybe bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in tìm kiếm of you
Looking for he tim, trái tim now
Have bạn heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find bạn soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of bạn know it as the only song i know bởi tim, trái tim from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge con nhện, nhện i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!

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On The Block Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some thêm cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the Playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

my hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 songs from The Weeknd's "After Hours"

posted by TimberHumphrey

so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i tình yêu all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the thêm i listen to the album.

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY tháng marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The tiếp theo review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed bởi lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can di chuyển on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, hoặc absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...

Broadway Limited

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Jazz Band: *Playing âm nhạc with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...