Ok does anyone know how for a famous person to follow bạn on Twitter?

Nope.

Nope.

Well, I know how to get Chris Weitz (director of a whole bunch of shit) to reply to your shit on twitter, but to get someone to follow you? Ehhh, not so much...

Shove yourself down their throat.

Ok, i'm going to give bạn a step bởi step tutorial on how to get a celebrity to follow bạn on twitter.

1. Aquire their password

2. Hack into their account

3. Follow yourself

4. Logout and hope they never realize they're following someone they've never heard of

And that's how bạn do it!