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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:15): link

Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: bạn got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed bởi Greg, and Jared.

Saten: xin chào speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around* Jared! *Gives him a hoofbump*
Jake: *Looks at Jared* Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd. Are bạn a nerd too?
Jared: What? Because I wear the glasses?
Greg: Jake, get lost. Go talk to someone else. *Walks with Jared to the bar. They sit tiếp theo to Saten Twist*
Saten: Still working on the Northern Pacific?
Jared: I am. How's the Santa Fe treating you?
Saten: Good.
Greg: Aside from Jake, everything is going well.
Saten: I learned something from Tareq. If bạn call him John, he gets so angry that his face turns a darker shade of red.
Greg: *Laughing* Oh my god. I gotta see that.

Another ngựa con, ngựa, pony walked into the bar. It was Hayden. Jake went right up to him, and said....

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Hayden: No one cares.
Jake: Everyone should care. bạn need to acquire my knowledge.
Hayden: I don't need shit from bạn dork! Get out of my way!
Saten: *Turns around* Oh jesus. *Walks over to Hayden* Did bạn finally lose your job on the Rio Grande?
Hayden: You're a douchebag! If your railroad had any brains up in the high spot, you'd have thêm ponies like me!
Saten: Our railroad is actually trying to make money.
Hayden: We don't need to try. That's how better we are.
Jake: Hey, stop bullying our railroad.
Hayden: Are bạn kidding me with this right now? *Pushes Jake into a table*
Saten: Only I can do that to him bạn bastard. *Punches Hayden*
Greg: I don't believe this, he's actually standing up against Hayden. *Runs to help Saten*
Jared: Who's Hayden? *Follows Greg*

The âm nhạc got louder as the stallions continued to fight. Some ngẫu nhiên ponies that had nothing to do with railroads also got involved, just because they thought it was a good idea.

Stallion 82: *Punches a mare*
Jared: *Punches Hayden*
Saten: *Hits Jake with a chair*
Jake: What the hell? We're on the same side.
Saten: Lecture me later, we gotta get bạn out of here! *Runs outside with Greg, Jared, and Jake*

The song can still be heard in the distance as the ponies walk through an alleyway. The sidewalk is a short distance.

Jake: Wow, that was exciting.
Saten: You're welcome.
Greg: What did bạn say to Hayden?
Jared: Who's Hayden?
Jake: I told him everything that I usually say to bạn guys.
Saten: Bullshit, bạn đã đưa ý kiến something else. What the hell did bạn do?
Jake: Well, he đã đưa ý kiến that he didn't care about me being a nerd. So I đã đưa ý kiến that he should care, because he needs to acquire my knowledge.
Greg: That'll do it.
Jared: Guys, I guess bạn didn't hear me earlier, but who's Hayden?
Saten: A hot head who works for the Rio Grande. Sometimes he helps out on the Southern Pacific, because they're short on employees.
Jared: What happened to that brown mare with the green scarf?
Saten: *Sighs* Suicide.
Jared: *Stops walking* No!
Saten: Sorry dude. She jumped off of the Golden Neigh Bridge when the last steam engine was taken out of service. It all started when they scrapped the pacific she used constantly on her passenger trains.
Greg: We didn't find out about it until last year.
Jared: I definitely like her better than Hayden.
Saten: Even though bạn can't remember her name.
Jared: Neither can bạn guys.

The three stallions laughed, and continued to walk. Jake silently followed, but he began another conversation.

Jake: Dieselization really is bad if it causes somepony to kill herself.
Saten: Oh yeah, Jake đã đưa ý kiến he wants to start a railroad that only runs steam engines.
Greg: Good luck with that John.
Jake: *Gets very angry* It's Jake!!
Greg: *Looks at his face turning red, and laughs* bạn weren't lying, his face does turn into a darker shade.
Jake: You're doing this on purpose!
Saten: Hey, everypony needs to have fun in their life.
Jared: Speaking of fun, what do bạn want to do now?
Saten: Not get into another fight in a bar.
Greg: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will bạn look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now bạn find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. bạn don't sound too well. Are bạn okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling bạn earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: bạn do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This ngày just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see bạn when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as ôliu, ô liu
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to bạn about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell bạn what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, cầu vồng Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at cầu vồng Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't bạn be Những người bạn with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Những người bạn with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna hiển thị the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The đào ngựa con, ngựa, pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, bạn know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that bạn quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never đã đưa ý kiến anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess bạn should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: bạn should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. bạn could have hurt yourself....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for bạn to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three phút later. “Wow, how did bạn manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, cầu vồng Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: bạn must of been counting your blessings Chimney. bạn made bail.


Patrol board member: Do bạn believe, in your best judgment, that bạn have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like bạn can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, bạn let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out bạn two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, bạn have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. bạn could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice ngày in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: bạn sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are bạn girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause bạn only been here a week, and bạn keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good ngày at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* bạn know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, bởi looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask bạn a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that bạn wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a người hâm mộ of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, hoặc something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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