My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until bạn all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do bạn know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...

WARNING: IF bạn HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the ngựa con, ngựa, pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except cầu vồng Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the cây tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

Tears rolled down cầu vồng Dash's cheeks. AppleJack,Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity tried to comfort her but nothing helped.Finally Fluttershy spoke up "what if I got bạn a new pet" she offered."No" cầu vồng Dash told her."He was the best one."Rainbow Dash walked away sadly.


Flashback

'Well justtwo thêm to go" cầu vồng Dash said.Suddenly she spied something asleep under one of the clouds.She flew down. the creature woke up and shook its face. "Hello there" cầu vồng Dash said.The creature smiled bright eyed."You got a name Buddy" she asked."Pikachu" it replied."Alright im cầu vồng Dash" she told him. Pikachu...

I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as bạn would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe...

The hiển thị that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as bạn think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a năm ago, am going to be the asshat that tells bạn why. I do this mostly because I was inspired bởi a really shitty bài viết I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this hiển thị is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...

So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new trang chủ is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even đã đưa ý kiến "Are your parents lingerie hoặc something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits bởi herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station....

Looks like it's April Fool's ngày in Ponyville-and Pinkie and cầu vồng are on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy with their practical jokes. Every ngựa con, ngựa, pony became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, cầu vồng and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: bạn got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...

I created this fanfic last year. Many of the older users, such as TawnyJay, and Starwarsfan7 enjoyed it, and I hope bạn guys enjoy it too.

Aah giáng sinh time. It only comes to us once a year, but when it does everyone has a good time. It was the 15th of December, and Sugarcube Corner was very busy. Mr, and Mrs Cake were making cakes like there was no tomorrow. Pound and quả bí ngô, bí ngô were learning how to walk, thanks to Pinkie Pie. Their first few attempts weren't so good, but it seemed like they were going to do it. "Come on," Pinkie said, "Everyone has to learn how to walk." Pound almost got it,...

I stepped on the floating platform in a dark room. I looked all around me, nothing there was to see, all but the platform and myself. A techie screen appeared out of no where in front of me. Moments later a dark figure showed up on the screen. I couldn't detect who it was, but it looked awfully familiar.
"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
"This is the one," the figure said. "Prepare the tests immediately." The figure commanded. I knew he wasn't talking to me, but he was talking to someone else? All I knew is that the figure wasn't alone- where...

Alicorn Legacy



I still can’t get used to this… the thought passed through the mind of the mare. Her wings flutter uncontrollably as she looks around in the spacious, deserted ball room. It looks much thêm sinister at night.

It all started four days ago, somewhere in the endless maze beneath Canterlot. Something emerged from the depths. And now it haunts the Castle. When the ponies of Equestria sleep the sleep of the just, a tall, dark shape wonders through the hallways of the Castle. The mare knows. She was the one who encountered the unknown force first. Well, that’s not entirely true…...

All I saw was black. It took me a một giây hoặc two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the cỏ khô, hay is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me bạn went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed bởi Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, hoặc not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...

Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.

Twilight: It's a shame that happened to cầu vồng Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*

Song: link

Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving bởi itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did bạn get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves phía trước, chuyển tiếp without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course bạn are. Okay,...

The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at hoa in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts hoa in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...

Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do bạn feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no bình luận at the time.
Reporter: Why did bạn let him free?
Ricca:...

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny ngày when a ngựa con, ngựa, pony with a sniper súng trường was looking at a mare swimming. The ngựa con, ngựa, pony with the súng trường was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an giờ later, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony was walking. This ngựa con, ngựa, pony was known as Harry...

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" cầu vồng Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the trái cam, màu da cam filly says to her sister. "And! .....if bạn get out of giường I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus đã đưa ý kiến with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her cầu vồng sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

Song: link



St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy hiển thị that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank bạn everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank bạn very much....

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are bạn called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then bạn would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...