Saten Twist S2E3 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best bạn can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast thực phẩm restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones bạn don't like..

Trixie: No.. I tình yêu them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause bạn ate them..

Saten: ... Oh

Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)

Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)

Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE bạn HITTING ON HER!?

Waiter: Wha-

Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK bạn UP!

Waiter: (runs off in fear)

Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?

Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-

Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-

Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).

SOON AFTER:

Saten: (is literary thrown out of the restaurant).

Trixie: (runs over) Are bạn okay!?

Saten: Oh yeah., this isn't the first time this happened

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Windwakerguy430 Just as funny as I remember it :D

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 2(The Friends)

posted by noahnstar1616

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At Twilight Sparkle's house, we dried off. I and cầu vồng saw Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie there.

"Why are bạn guys here", cầu vồng asked.

"It's too dangerous to stay at Apples Acres with all the trees", đã đưa ý kiến AJ.

"I'm here because I thought this be a good time to have a party", đã đưa ý kiến PP.

Ew. I guess that's why that nickname never caught on.

"What about you, Rarity", I asked her.

"Well, um....thunder scares me", Rarity đã đưa ý kiến while blushing.

She's scared of thunder? What a filly.

"What brings y'all here", asked AJ.

"You guys should have seen me! I was flying through the clouds-", I was interrupted...

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TMOH;Prolouge

posted by whiteclaw

"We didn`t expect any of this, just a tháng ago. We we`re at school laughing and telling jokes while we searched for our Cutie Marks, now we are on rooftops stealing rations. And for who? US, only us three. I`m not happy, I`m in Melancholy county after all. What`s their left to do in No Mares Land? I wish i could tell bạn Granny Smith and Big Mac were waiting in an old apartment for us, that they`re gonna hug and thank us for the Rations as we chẻ, phân chia, split them between us. But I can`t, that would be nothing but a big fat lie."

To be continued...

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Ponies Through Time- Chapter 2

posted by Katie_Kat200

Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, bạn see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and Kỳ lân have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on hàng đầu, đầu trang of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves...

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The cỏ Isn't Greener on the Other World: One

posted by StarWarsFan7

I shut the doors and windows to my cây thư viện and home.

"No distractions," I say as I head towards my special concentration book.

I lay down with my legs below me.

"TWILIGHT!"

I stare daggers at my baby dragon and loyal assistant, Spike.

"Spike, I tình yêu bạn and all but please go away."

This was a time that I don't need Spike around.

"Sorry. I know you're busy with you're magic and..."

Spike looks around. Then he sees my angry expression. He giggles nervously.

"I... I should, like, get going."

"Yeah bạn should. Like, NOW!"

Spike looks at me with guilt in his eyes. Tears swell up and he leaves with his...

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Bartholomew Episode 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3

Tugs

July 6, 1953

Skywalker is narrating

It was a nice, and beautiful day. The sun was shining, and a nice cool breeze was blowing all around the train station in Harmon.

Skywalker: *Waiting for tiếp theo train*
Bartholomew: *Arrives in commuter train*
Lady: *Stops commuter*
Bartholomew: *Comes out of train* Hello Skywalker....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 36 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff showed Pete the Mất tích letters.

Pete: So bạn saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....

Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.

Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*

Back at Cheyenne

Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Jeff: Right. Well, I have to get back to work. *Leaves*

Next day, at 7:30 PM, it was time for the mail trains to take off again.

Hawkeye: bạn know what would be great?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: If somepony was filming us...

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Bartholomew Episode 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2

Master Sword's perspective

July 1, 1953

Master Sword is narrating.

I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.

Anyway,...

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.

Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?...

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A poem of Chrysalis

posted by mariofan14

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the changeling queen.
A powerful being, is she, and no doubt about it at all,
For her power is shaped as a ball:
One with no end to her power and attitude of pride.
Her changeling legions stretch far and wide
Until nothing else can be seen.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the consumer of love,
As with her underlings who conquer vastly.
Many will see her as ghastly,
hoặc perhaps even demonic of sorts,
As well as her infinite cohorts.
Nothing could send her above.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, now beaten,
Will one ngày return with power all on
Her enemies with the rage of Phlegethon.
Speed will accompany her in many ways,
For her vengeance will be quenched in days,
All of her enemies' tình yêu eaten.

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Carol

The tiếp theo ngày at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could bạn please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, bạn can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our súng colt, con trăn, colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here bạn are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my bàn in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee...

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The last solstice - Chapter 42: Cleansing light

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 42: Cleansing light

Everything was bright and shiny. She was walking through a strange white tunnel, but the walls seemed to be alive. As she moved on, she spotted several faces all around her. She blinked in utter confusion and perplexity. She had no memory of how she got here, hoặc where was “here”. Outlandish whispers reverberated from the moving and forever changing walls, but she was unable to comprehend the meaning of the quiet words; they just swiftly glided through her brain, like fallen leaves, traveling with the autumn wind.

The familiar faces kept emerging...

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The last solstice - Chapter 40: Madness

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice:

Chapter 40: Madness

Princess Celestia, the solar alicorn who have lived and ruled over the land for countless centuries would never thought she will witness the very end of everything. Twilight's calculations were incorrect. She only made a minor mistake, less than 0.1, but in the long run, those microseconds added up and influenced the final result. Ponykind's fate has been sealed, Equestria was facing her last hours in this world; she sensed the dark misery of the Sun clearly. Even if there was something she could have done to prevent the imminent apocalypse, it was too late....

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The last solstice - Chapter 39: Dark riddles

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 39: Dark riddles

Nocturnal Mirage felt like a pegasus, flying high above the clouds, enjoying the warm summer Sun and the soft breeze. He has triumphed over the dark echoes of his past and extinguished the last traces of hatred left in him. The apparition that took the form of his beloved and feared mother, Summer Pride was no longer haunting him. He cleansed his spirit from all the hatred and rage she planted inside him over the years of their imprisonment, when they vanished along with the Crystal Empire for a thousand years. He was finally free. His body and soul...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 32 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Franklin

Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do bạn want?
Franklin: Remember that ngựa con, ngựa, pony Pete Reimer bạn were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new ngựa con, ngựa, pony to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me bởi my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well bạn complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies bởi their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...

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Con Mane: The Disney Saga Part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a bờ biển, bãi biển was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued tiếp theo to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...

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CheesePie chapter 2

posted by Mylittlecute12

"Hi Cheese! Whatcha doin here?" She asked. "Just passing through all the towns and cities I've partied in". He answered sheepishly. "That's great! Everypony will be, so happy that you're back!" She grinned. She hopped toward the door while holding it for Cheese sandwich, bánh sandwich to trot out. "No, let me hold the door for you. It's not right to let me walk out. Mares first". Cheese sandwich, bánh sandwich immediately switched places with Pinkie. "Why thank you". Pinkie Pie giggled. They both walked with leisure to the rest of Ponyville. "I gotta tell her.." Cheese thought to himself. "But, how do I tell her?". "Hey...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 31 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No thêm signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some thêm speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have bạn looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

cầu vồng Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, cầu vồng Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as bạn can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to tham gia his army, and now he's killing everypony....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up giáng sinh lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me, is finding a giáng sinh tree. The một giây thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a giáng sinh tree. The third thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a giáng sinh tree. The fourth thing of Christmas...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose*...