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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW năm ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some súng into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I tình yêu Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All bạn do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their đít, mông, ass off just so they can watch a ball di chuyển down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Enjoy.

Into The Hoods

Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding Hood
Sunny as Cinderella
Cosmic cầu vồng as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch

South Central Los Angeles, 1991

Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: bạn always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge bạn to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't bạn be cleaning floors, and getting abused bởi your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*

Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing

Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're hát about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought âm nhạc were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're hát in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in Disney could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful bạn didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*

Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.

The End

On the tiếp theo part of this episode

Annie watches Annie.
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After QC was vanquished, my Những người bạn got out of the caves, and Princess Celestia wasout of the green goo and back on her hooves, she called a grand gathering to award me on saving Equestria from QC. Everypony in Canterlot and Ponyville came to the gathering.

"Mares and Gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to award Fluttershy for saving Equestria from Queen Chrysalis", đã đưa ý kiến Princess Celestia. "Element of kindness? thêm like the Element of bravery." Everypony laughed.

"Speech", shouted Dashie.

"Oh, well, okay", I said. I went and stood in front of the ponies from Ponyville and Canterlot and...I...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight hoặc they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted bởi the cute animals, they all had to hunt for thực phẩm and that meant killing động vật they all found thực phẩm but not Fluttershy but the động vật were her Những người bạn so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
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At Twilight Sparkle's house, we dried off. I and cầu vồng saw Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie there.

"Why are bạn guys here", cầu vồng asked.

"It's too dangerous to stay at Apples Acres with all the trees", đã đưa ý kiến AJ.

"I'm here because I thought this be a good time to have a party", đã đưa ý kiến PP.

Ew. I guess that's why that nickname never caught on.

"What about you, Rarity", I asked her.

"Well, um....thunder scares me", Rarity đã đưa ý kiến while blushing.

She's scared of thunder? What a filly.

"What brings y'all here", asked AJ.

"You guys should have seen me! I was flying through the clouds-", I was interrupted...
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posted by whiteclaw
"We didn`t expect any of this, just a tháng ago. We we`re at school laughing and telling jokes while we searched for our Cutie Marks, now we are on rooftops stealing rations. And for who? US, only us three. I`m not happy, I`m in Melancholy county after all. What`s their left to do in No Mares Land? I wish i could tell bạn Granny Smith and Big Mac were waiting in an old apartment for us, that they`re gonna hug and thank us for the Rations as we chẻ, phân chia, split them between us. But I can`t, that would be nothing but a big fat lie."



To be continued...
posted by Katie_Kat200
Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, bạn see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and Kỳ lân have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on hàng đầu, đầu trang of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves...
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cầu vồng Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are bạn lovely pegasus?" cầu vồng Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" cầu vồng scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. cầu vồng looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time cầu vồng Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So bạn recongize me bởi my colours eh?" cầu vồng nodded. Then she...
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I shut the doors and windows to my cây thư viện and home.

"No distractions," I say as I head towards my special concentration book.

I lay down with my legs below me.

"TWILIGHT!"

I stare daggers at my baby dragon and loyal assistant, Spike.

"Spike, I tình yêu bạn and all but please go away."

This was a time that I don't need Spike around.

"Sorry. I know you're busy with you're magic and..."

Spike looks around. Then he sees my angry expression. He giggles nervously.

"I... I should, like, get going."

"Yeah bạn should. Like, NOW!"

Spike looks at me with guilt in his eyes. Tears swell up and he leaves with his...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3

Tugs

July 6, 1953

Skywalker is narrating

It was a nice, and beautiful day. The sun was shining, and a nice cool breeze was blowing all around the train station in Harmon.

Skywalker: *Waiting for tiếp theo train*
Bartholomew: *Arrives in commuter train*
Lady: *Stops commuter*
Bartholomew: *Comes out of train* Hello Skywalker....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff showed Pete the Mất tích letters.

Pete: So bạn saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....

Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.

Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*

Back at Cheyenne

Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Jeff: Right. Well, I have to get back to work. *Leaves*

Next day, at 7:30 PM, it was time for the mail trains to take off again.

Hawkeye: bạn know what would be great?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: If somepony was filming us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2

Master Sword's perspective

July 1, 1953

Master Sword is narrating.

I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.

Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.

Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?...
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posted by mariofan14
Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the changeling queen.
A powerful being, is she, and no doubt about it at all,
For her power is shaped as a ball:
One with no end to her power and attitude of pride.
Her changeling legions stretch far and wide
Until nothing else can be seen.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the consumer of love,
As with her underlings who conquer vastly.
Many will see her as ghastly,
hoặc perhaps even demonic of sorts,
As well as her infinite cohorts.
Nothing could send her above.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, now beaten,
Will one ngày return with power all on
Her enemies with the rage of Phlegethon.
Speed will accompany her in many ways,
For her vengeance will be quenched in days,
All of her enemies' tình yêu eaten.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carol
Carol
The tiếp theo ngày at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could bạn please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, bạn can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our súng colt, con trăn, colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here bạn are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my bàn in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee...
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The last solstice

Chapter 42: Cleansing light


Everything was bright and shiny. She was walking through a strange white tunnel, but the walls seemed to be alive. As she moved on, she spotted several faces all around her. She blinked in utter confusion and perplexity. She had no memory of how she got here, hoặc where was “here”. Outlandish whispers reverberated from the moving and forever changing walls, but she was unable to comprehend the meaning of the quiet words; they just swiftly glided through her brain, like fallen leaves, traveling with the autumn wind.

The familiar faces kept emerging...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice:

Chapter 40: Madness



Princess Celestia, the solar alicorn who have lived and ruled over the land for countless centuries would never thought she will witness the very end of everything. Twilight's calculations were incorrect. She only made a minor mistake, less than 0.1, but in the long run, those microseconds added up and influenced the final result. Ponykind's fate has been sealed, Equestria was facing her last hours in this world; she sensed the dark misery of the Sun clearly. Even if there was something she could have done to prevent the imminent apocalypse, it was too late....
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The last solstice

Chapter 39: Dark riddles


Nocturnal Mirage felt like a pegasus, flying high above the clouds, enjoying the warm summer Sun and the soft breeze. He has triumphed over the dark echoes of his past and extinguished the last traces of hatred left in him. The apparition that took the form of his beloved and feared mother, Summer Pride was no longer haunting him. He cleansed his spirit from all the hatred and rage she planted inside him over the years of their imprisonment, when they vanished along with the Crystal Empire for a thousand years. He was finally free. His body and soul...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do bạn want?
Franklin: Remember that ngựa con, ngựa, pony Pete Reimer bạn were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new ngựa con, ngựa, pony to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me bởi my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well bạn complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies bởi their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a bờ biển, bãi biển was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued tiếp theo to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
"Hi Cheese! Whatcha doin here?" She asked. "Just passing through all the towns and cities I've partied in". He answered sheepishly. "That's great! Everypony will be, so happy that you're back!" She grinned. She hopped toward the door while holding it for Cheese sandwich, bánh sandwich to trot out. "No, let me hold the door for you. It's not right to let me walk out. Mares first". Cheese sandwich, bánh sandwich immediately switched places with Pinkie. "Why thank you". Pinkie Pie giggled. They both walked with leisure to the rest of Ponyville. "I gotta tell her.." Cheese thought to himself. "But, how do I tell her?". "Hey...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No thêm signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some thêm speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have bạn looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed...
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