On The Block Episode 10 Part 1 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW năm ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some súng into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I tình yêu Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All bạn do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their đít, mông, ass off just so they can watch a ball di chuyển down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Enjoy.

Into The Hoods

Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding Hood
Sunny as Cinderella
Cosmic cầu vồng as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch

South Central Los Angeles, 1991

Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: bạn always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge bạn to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't bạn be cleaning floors, and getting abused bởi your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*

Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing

Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're hát about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought âm nhạc were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're hát in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in Disney could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful bạn didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*

Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.

The End

On the tiếp theo part of this episode

Annie watches Annie.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

cầu vồng Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, cầu vồng Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as bạn can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to tham gia his army, and now he's killing everypony....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up giáng sinh lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me, is finding a giáng sinh tree. The một giây thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a giáng sinh tree. The third thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a giáng sinh tree. The fourth thing of Christmas...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose*...

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Ice Drop: A Nữ hoàng băng giá World Chapter One

posted by karinabrony

Ice Drop

Ice Drop was a shy pony. She was barely a filly, so she still had a lot to learn. She had friends, but she preffered to be left alone. Ice Drop was a bit taller than ponies in her class, and she was embarassed about that. Ice Drop liked the snow, and she also liked being outside until midnight. Today was a snow storm, and the students were kept in class. "Coffee Creme! Do not make fun of Cotton Swirls' drawing!" The teacher said. Coffee Creme glared at Cotton Swirls. "I was just being a critique." She said. Cotton Swirls snorted. It was a drawing of Coffee Creme, but she made her look like...

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Creepy ponies chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Jeff awoke the quickest. He found himself behind a store. It smelled like a bakery. Wherever that Mew had teleported him to, he didn't mind. He tried to stand up to go into the bakery, but it felt weird. He placed a hand on his head, thinking it was just from such a large amount of power shot at him at once, But when he looked at his hand, he saw it wasn't a hand anymore. It was a rounded hoof. Not one like on a real horse, but it terrified Jeff thêm than a gun to his head. He just stared in confusion for a few seconds, then looked around him. Ben and Jack weren't with him. He placed his hoof...

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Con Mane: Dead Another ngày Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.

Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see bạn again.
Con: Your...

Clothes Swap

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Twilight Drawing

added by karinabrony

Source: Me

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Ponies On The Rails episode 26 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, hoặc watching ti vi at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish bạn didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three xe mô tô were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling bạn Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay hoặc a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony...

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The Magic Begins! A Twilight Sparkle Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The tiếp theo morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading danh sách of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
Rainbow Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives danh sách back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew,...

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Twilight Sparkle

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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KendiKens in PonyVille(part one)

posted by KendiKens

-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked cầu vồng Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said táo, apple Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said táo, apple Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The tiếp theo morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The tiếp theo morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, hoặc fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do bạn plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...

Coco Pummel

added by ChibiEmmy

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Quantum Of Solace Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where bạn were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied bạn to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...

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The Adventures of cầu vồng Dash episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, cầu vồng Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

Magnum Horse

One ngày cầu vồng Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

Rainbow Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*...