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Now, every Zelda game has one hoặc two characters that bạn can interact with. However, there are those characters that bạn just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If bạn like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the danh sách because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when bạn pick up a rupee hoặc are fighting enemies, she will always come and give bạn Lời khuyên that bạn already know. And whenever your health is low, she will let bạn know, even though the beeping that the game makes when your health is low already tells bạn your health is low, and that was annoying enough. Yet Fi still wants to tell bạn this. And it’s no wonder why people hate this game so much (Note: windwakerguy430 does not hate Skyward Sword. He finds it to be the greatest game on the Wii)

 Navi
Navi


#9: Navi from Ocarina of Time - Now, she is also lower due to the fact that she is helpful, but she was the worlds first most annoying helper. Every time bạn are doing something, Navi will always try to get your attention no matter what. If bạn are fighting an enemy, she says “Hey”. If bạn are looking at something, she says “Hey”. If bạn even walking around, she says “Hey”. She will always say this, no matter what bạn do. bạn will always hear her say this at least once in the game… unless bạn turn the volume down

 Scrapper
Scrapper


#8: Scrapper from Skyward Sword - Why are the mechanical ones always the most annoying in this game. Scrapper is a robot that Link finds broken. Once he is fixed, he is forced to help Link, but he already hates it. However, he gladly helps, but only because he is helping Fi. But, he will always jump at the chance to insult Link, just because Fi is helping him in the quest. And its no wonder why people hate this- Oh, wait, I đã đưa ý kiến that already

 Link the Goron
Link the Goron


#7: Link from Ocarina of Time - Now, this may sound weird, but, here is the thing. I am not talking about Link the Hero of Time. No, I am talking about Link, the goron that is always riding around Goron Village, completely ignoring you, and bạn need to throw a bomb at him to get him to stop, but he is so fast that bạn will always miss him, and it wouldn’t be so bad except for the fact that getting his attention is the only way to advance in the games story… Yeah, that Link.

 Cyclos
Cyclos


#6: Cyclos from Wind Waker - Once bạn learn the first song for the Wind Waker, the god, Zephos, tells bạn that his brother, Cyclos, was wrecking havoc on anyone who approached him since his monument was destroyed. So, once bạn meet him… just make sure bạn have the arrows. This guy will always try to catch bạn once he is in your line of sight. When he is in between bạn and your destination, bạn are going to have to take a detour, because he is NOT going to let bạn pass. He will cut bạn off, and then he will suck bạn into a cyclone and send bạn to who knows where. However, once bạn have the arrows, bạn can hit him, which he will then teach bạn The Ballad of Gales, which is real helpful for getting around the ocean. So, that’s something

 Ruto
Ruto


#5: Ruto from Ocarina of Time - Now this is probably the first character on here that I actually hate. Ruto is a spoiled princess who loses the Zora Sapphire inside Lord Jabu-Jabu’s Belly. When bạn met her, she berates bạn and tells bạn that she is perfectly fine. And then she forces bạn to carry her. Are bạn kidding me. I mean, seriously, a young girl, and a forest.. thing from Wind Waker could actually follow you. But a princess, NOPE! bạn gotta carry her all the way through the temple. And she also insults bạn for leaving her behind, and that is unavoidable, since one puzzle involve bạn leaving her behind. And once that’s done, she only promises to give bạn the Sapphire if bạn marry her. That’s probably how she would get guys to marry her, because WHO WOULD MARRY THIS SPOILED BRAT!

 Kaepora Gaebora
Kaepora Gaebora


#4: Kaepora Gaebora from Ocarina of Time - Now, this guy is the original Fi. Where ever bạn go, he will stop bạn right when bạn are in the middle of your quest just to tell bạn things that bạn already know. Oh, and NEVER press the A button rapidly. Because if bạn do, bạn will start the conversation all over again. Yeah, because that’s fun

 Mido
Mido


#3: Mido from Ocarina of Time - Man, Ocarina of Time has appeared a lot on this list. Anyway, Mido claims to be the leader of the Kokiri and is always treating Link like garbage because he is Những người bạn with Saria. He refuses to let bạn see the Great Deku cây unless bạn get a sword and shield. He also does this again when bạn are an adult and says that bạn have to be a friend of Saria to get through. And he also makes the other Kokiri do all of his chores for him. bạn know, I never say this, especially when it comes to children, but I really want to cú đấm him

 Joleene
Joleene


#2: Joleene from Phantom Hourglass - So, after bạn go through a few temples, bạn are then greeted bởi the female pirate known as Joleene. This frightens Linebeck and he asks bạn to run away from her as fast as bạn can. However, once she does catch you, bạn are pulled into a sword fight with her. At first, it’s pretty cool, since her and Linebeck seem to know each other, until this happens again and again. Once Joleene comes into the game, it just turns into a game of “Oh god, please don’t come near me”. While the backstory with her and Linebeck are great, she is still pretty annoying at times

 Tingle
Tingle


#1: Tingle from Majora’s Mask/Wind Waker - Now, I utterly hate Tingle. I really do. Tingle is a greedy 30 năm old man who believes in fairies. In Majora’s Mask, he would sell bạn maps, and make this annoying as hell sound. But, in Wind Waker, he’s even worse. When bạn first meet Tingle, he is in jail. bạn find out that he was arrested for stealing a Picto Box, but, I think its thêm complicated than that. bạn then find Tingle on his island, called Tingle Island (Gee, how creative). Here, bạn see Tingle making two other people pull on this machine, which I am guessing he is forcing them to do. He then says that he can read Triforce Charts, which bạn NEED to be translated in order to complete the game. However, he will only read them for 398 rupees. And if that wasn’t bad enough, there are eight Triforce Charts, and bạn will have to pay Tingle a total of 3000 rupees. That is total bullshit. Also, I believe Tingle is a child molester, since he has carvings of children on his island, longs to see Link, and, well, do bạn really think stealing a Picto Box would be enough to lock someone in a very dark and dirty cell with only a candle for light. Yeah, turn that into a theory.

So, there bạn go. Did bạn like the list. Tell me what bạn thought below. With that, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time


So let’s just get this out of the way. Thiết Quyền is my yêu thích fighting game franchise ever. I tình yêu playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Thiết Quyền 7, and I can safely say that my yêu thích so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Thiết Quyền Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, hoặc the Thiết Quyền tournament, hosted bởi the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off bởi saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, bạn LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, di chuyển OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed bởi zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't bạn die on me, bạn little bitch. Get up. I đã đưa ý kiến get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: bạn FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the gần đây era. A man who is đã đưa ý kiến to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who bạn ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This bài viết contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, bạn have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with bạn five thêm things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, bạn may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if bạn wish to hiển thị me things that bạn yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the năm 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in phim chiếu rạp like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and wwe of course. Now is the hiển thị good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic tình yêu for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Mất tích Code. Another published game bởi Ubisoft, but developed bởi Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal hoặc No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal hoặc No Deal, a game hiển thị that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal hoặc No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, hoặc what made it so được ưa chuộng to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like nấm Men and the No thêm Giải cứu thế giới series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But bạn know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if bạn were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed bởi all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll hiển thị them! I'll hiển thị ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art bởi Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror phim chiếu rạp didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror những người hâm mộ motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I tình yêu Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a người hâm mộ of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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If bạn ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started diễn xuất like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do bạn expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look thêm awesome, hoặc at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the hiển thị Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog bởi saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher đã đăng pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up hiển thị the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays danh sách is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games hoặc the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Mất tích thìa, cây dùi, spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do bạn think I brought this trang chủ made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) bạn better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: bạn worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who hoặc what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the con bướm, bướm was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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Damas: (Being carried bởi the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have bạn come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did bạn know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would bạn come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope bạn all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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~Story~

In the medieval năm of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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