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Now, every Zelda game has one hoặc two characters that bạn can interact with. However, there are those characters that bạn just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If bạn like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the danh sách because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when bạn pick up a rupee hoặc are fighting enemies, she will always come and give bạn Lời khuyên that bạn already know. And whenever your health is low, she will let bạn know, even though the beeping that the game makes when your health is low already tells bạn your health is low, and that was annoying enough. Yet Fi still wants to tell bạn this. And it’s no wonder why people hate this game so much (Note: windwakerguy430 does not hate Skyward Sword. He finds it to be the greatest game on the Wii)

 Navi
Navi


#9: Navi from Ocarina of Time - Now, she is also lower due to the fact that she is helpful, but she was the worlds first most annoying helper. Every time bạn are doing something, Navi will always try to get your attention no matter what. If bạn are fighting an enemy, she says “Hey”. If bạn are looking at something, she says “Hey”. If bạn even walking around, she says “Hey”. She will always say this, no matter what bạn do. bạn will always hear her say this at least once in the game… unless bạn turn the volume down

 Scrapper
Scrapper


#8: Scrapper from Skyward Sword - Why are the mechanical ones always the most annoying in this game. Scrapper is a robot that Link finds broken. Once he is fixed, he is forced to help Link, but he already hates it. However, he gladly helps, but only because he is helping Fi. But, he will always jump at the chance to insult Link, just because Fi is helping him in the quest. And its no wonder why people hate this- Oh, wait, I đã đưa ý kiến that already

 Link the Goron
Link the Goron


#7: Link from Ocarina of Time - Now, this may sound weird, but, here is the thing. I am not talking about Link the Hero of Time. No, I am talking about Link, the goron that is always riding around Goron Village, completely ignoring you, and bạn need to throw a bomb at him to get him to stop, but he is so fast that bạn will always miss him, and it wouldn’t be so bad except for the fact that getting his attention is the only way to advance in the games story… Yeah, that Link.

 Cyclos
Cyclos


#6: Cyclos from Wind Waker - Once bạn learn the first song for the Wind Waker, the god, Zephos, tells bạn that his brother, Cyclos, was wrecking havoc on anyone who approached him since his monument was destroyed. So, once bạn meet him… just make sure bạn have the arrows. This guy will always try to catch bạn once he is in your line of sight. When he is in between bạn and your destination, bạn are going to have to take a detour, because he is NOT going to let bạn pass. He will cut bạn off, and then he will suck bạn into a cyclone and send bạn to who knows where. However, once bạn have the arrows, bạn can hit him, which he will then teach bạn The Ballad of Gales, which is real helpful for getting around the ocean. So, that’s something

 Ruto
Ruto


#5: Ruto from Ocarina of Time - Now this is probably the first character on here that I actually hate. Ruto is a spoiled princess who loses the Zora Sapphire inside Lord Jabu-Jabu’s Belly. When bạn met her, she berates bạn and tells bạn that she is perfectly fine. And then she forces bạn to carry her. Are bạn kidding me. I mean, seriously, a young girl, and a forest.. thing from Wind Waker could actually follow you. But a princess, NOPE! bạn gotta carry her all the way through the temple. And she also insults bạn for leaving her behind, and that is unavoidable, since one puzzle involve bạn leaving her behind. And once that’s done, she only promises to give bạn the Sapphire if bạn marry her. That’s probably how she would get guys to marry her, because WHO WOULD MARRY THIS SPOILED BRAT!

 Kaepora Gaebora
Kaepora Gaebora


#4: Kaepora Gaebora from Ocarina of Time - Now, this guy is the original Fi. Where ever bạn go, he will stop bạn right when bạn are in the middle of your quest just to tell bạn things that bạn already know. Oh, and NEVER press the A button rapidly. Because if bạn do, bạn will start the conversation all over again. Yeah, because that’s fun

 Mido
Mido


#3: Mido from Ocarina of Time - Man, Ocarina of Time has appeared a lot on this list. Anyway, Mido claims to be the leader of the Kokiri and is always treating Link like garbage because he is Những người bạn with Saria. He refuses to let bạn see the Great Deku cây unless bạn get a sword and shield. He also does this again when bạn are an adult and says that bạn have to be a friend of Saria to get through. And he also makes the other Kokiri do all of his chores for him. bạn know, I never say this, especially when it comes to children, but I really want to cú đấm him

 Joleene
Joleene


#2: Joleene from Phantom Hourglass - So, after bạn go through a few temples, bạn are then greeted bởi the female pirate known as Joleene. This frightens Linebeck and he asks bạn to run away from her as fast as bạn can. However, once she does catch you, bạn are pulled into a sword fight with her. At first, it’s pretty cool, since her and Linebeck seem to know each other, until this happens again and again. Once Joleene comes into the game, it just turns into a game of “Oh god, please don’t come near me”. While the backstory with her and Linebeck are great, she is still pretty annoying at times

 Tingle
Tingle


#1: Tingle from Majora’s Mask/Wind Waker - Now, I utterly hate Tingle. I really do. Tingle is a greedy 30 năm old man who believes in fairies. In Majora’s Mask, he would sell bạn maps, and make this annoying as hell sound. But, in Wind Waker, he’s even worse. When bạn first meet Tingle, he is in jail. bạn find out that he was arrested for stealing a Picto Box, but, I think its thêm complicated than that. bạn then find Tingle on his island, called Tingle Island (Gee, how creative). Here, bạn see Tingle making two other people pull on this machine, which I am guessing he is forcing them to do. He then says that he can read Triforce Charts, which bạn NEED to be translated in order to complete the game. However, he will only read them for 398 rupees. And if that wasn’t bad enough, there are eight Triforce Charts, and bạn will have to pay Tingle a total of 3000 rupees. That is total bullshit. Also, I believe Tingle is a child molester, since he has carvings of children on his island, longs to see Link, and, well, do bạn really think stealing a Picto Box would be enough to lock someone in a very dark and dirty cell with only a candle for light. Yeah, turn that into a theory.

So, there bạn go. Did bạn like the list. Tell me what bạn thought below. With that, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time
For those of bạn wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that năm had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested bởi Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re đọc a review bởi me)
Undertale is a game created bởi Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he đã đưa ý kiến "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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bạn died…. What else do bạn want. bạn just died… Okay, fine. bạn then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, bạn came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And bạn said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And bạn just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. bạn got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated bạn from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When bạn been a "stripper" as long as I have bạn know when bạn met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out bởi diễn xuất like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: bởi Morgan, hope bạn never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The Luân Đôn Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM Luân Đôn Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a hàng đầu, đầu trang hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I tình yêu Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, hoặc God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the tiếp theo life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I tình yêu Resident Evil. I tình yêu them almost all of them. I tình yêu the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with bạn all the monsters...
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bạn know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a danh sách of the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten best. So, the rules for this danh sách are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that đã đưa ý kiến and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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 Scrappy Doo
Scrappy Doo
Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Hated Characters in hoạt hình and my hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT thêm hated characters in hoạt hình and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Những người bạn home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old những người hâm mộ are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as bạn can see, this game...
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten so easily. Most of my hàng đầu, đầu trang ten yêu thích games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the danh sách and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a thêm niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, hoặc Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, hoặc a blue little chó cái, bitch who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the thảo luận once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! bạn wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of bạn know Sega? Okay, now how many of bạn know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of bạn actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good câu hỏi because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can bạn lose your virginity if bạn fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what bạn learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But bởi that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel hoặc a crying smiley face”
Oh bạn innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can bạn actually lose weight bởi rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I tình yêu horror movies. Their easily my yêu thích genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the phim chiếu rạp that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror phim chiếu rạp I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only phim chiếu rạp that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, hoặc Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm đường phố, street - Now, before bạn all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm đường phố, street was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a Những truyện rùng rợn kinh dị about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare bạn all for the stupidest thing bạn will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. bạn know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by windwakerguy430
Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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