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Now, every Zelda game has one hoặc two characters that bạn can interact with. However, there are those characters that bạn just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If bạn like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the danh sách because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when bạn pick up a rupee hoặc are fighting enemies, she will always come and give bạn Lời khuyên that bạn already know. And whenever your health is low, she will let bạn know, even though the beeping that the game makes when your health is low already tells bạn your health is low, and that was annoying enough. Yet Fi still wants to tell bạn this. And it’s no wonder why people hate this game so much (Note: windwakerguy430 does not hate Skyward Sword. He finds it to be the greatest game on the Wii)

 Navi
Navi


#9: Navi from Ocarina of Time - Now, she is also lower due to the fact that she is helpful, but she was the worlds first most annoying helper. Every time bạn are doing something, Navi will always try to get your attention no matter what. If bạn are fighting an enemy, she says “Hey”. If bạn are looking at something, she says “Hey”. If bạn even walking around, she says “Hey”. She will always say this, no matter what bạn do. bạn will always hear her say this at least once in the game… unless bạn turn the volume down

 Scrapper
Scrapper


#8: Scrapper from Skyward Sword - Why are the mechanical ones always the most annoying in this game. Scrapper is a robot that Link finds broken. Once he is fixed, he is forced to help Link, but he already hates it. However, he gladly helps, but only because he is helping Fi. But, he will always jump at the chance to insult Link, just because Fi is helping him in the quest. And its no wonder why people hate this- Oh, wait, I đã đưa ý kiến that already

 Link the Goron
Link the Goron


#7: Link from Ocarina of Time - Now, this may sound weird, but, here is the thing. I am not talking about Link the Hero of Time. No, I am talking about Link, the goron that is always riding around Goron Village, completely ignoring you, and bạn need to throw a bomb at him to get him to stop, but he is so fast that bạn will always miss him, and it wouldn’t be so bad except for the fact that getting his attention is the only way to advance in the games story… Yeah, that Link.

 Cyclos
Cyclos


#6: Cyclos from Wind Waker - Once bạn learn the first song for the Wind Waker, the god, Zephos, tells bạn that his brother, Cyclos, was wrecking havoc on anyone who approached him since his monument was destroyed. So, once bạn meet him… just make sure bạn have the arrows. This guy will always try to catch bạn once he is in your line of sight. When he is in between bạn and your destination, bạn are going to have to take a detour, because he is NOT going to let bạn pass. He will cut bạn off, and then he will suck bạn into a cyclone and send bạn to who knows where. However, once bạn have the arrows, bạn can hit him, which he will then teach bạn The Ballad of Gales, which is real helpful for getting around the ocean. So, that’s something

 Ruto
Ruto


#5: Ruto from Ocarina of Time - Now this is probably the first character on here that I actually hate. Ruto is a spoiled princess who loses the Zora Sapphire inside Lord Jabu-Jabu’s Belly. When bạn met her, she berates bạn and tells bạn that she is perfectly fine. And then she forces bạn to carry her. Are bạn kidding me. I mean, seriously, a young girl, and a forest.. thing from Wind Waker could actually follow you. But a princess, NOPE! bạn gotta carry her all the way through the temple. And she also insults bạn for leaving her behind, and that is unavoidable, since one puzzle involve bạn leaving her behind. And once that’s done, she only promises to give bạn the Sapphire if bạn marry her. That’s probably how she would get guys to marry her, because WHO WOULD MARRY THIS SPOILED BRAT!

 Kaepora Gaebora
Kaepora Gaebora


#4: Kaepora Gaebora from Ocarina of Time - Now, this guy is the original Fi. Where ever bạn go, he will stop bạn right when bạn are in the middle of your quest just to tell bạn things that bạn already know. Oh, and NEVER press the A button rapidly. Because if bạn do, bạn will start the conversation all over again. Yeah, because that’s fun

 Mido
Mido


#3: Mido from Ocarina of Time - Man, Ocarina of Time has appeared a lot on this list. Anyway, Mido claims to be the leader of the Kokiri and is always treating Link like garbage because he is Những người bạn with Saria. He refuses to let bạn see the Great Deku cây unless bạn get a sword and shield. He also does this again when bạn are an adult and says that bạn have to be a friend of Saria to get through. And he also makes the other Kokiri do all of his chores for him. bạn know, I never say this, especially when it comes to children, but I really want to cú đấm him

 Joleene
Joleene


#2: Joleene from Phantom Hourglass - So, after bạn go through a few temples, bạn are then greeted bởi the female pirate known as Joleene. This frightens Linebeck and he asks bạn to run away from her as fast as bạn can. However, once she does catch you, bạn are pulled into a sword fight with her. At first, it’s pretty cool, since her and Linebeck seem to know each other, until this happens again and again. Once Joleene comes into the game, it just turns into a game of “Oh god, please don’t come near me”. While the backstory with her and Linebeck are great, she is still pretty annoying at times

 Tingle
Tingle


#1: Tingle from Majora’s Mask/Wind Waker - Now, I utterly hate Tingle. I really do. Tingle is a greedy 30 năm old man who believes in fairies. In Majora’s Mask, he would sell bạn maps, and make this annoying as hell sound. But, in Wind Waker, he’s even worse. When bạn first meet Tingle, he is in jail. bạn find out that he was arrested for stealing a Picto Box, but, I think its thêm complicated than that. bạn then find Tingle on his island, called Tingle Island (Gee, how creative). Here, bạn see Tingle making two other people pull on this machine, which I am guessing he is forcing them to do. He then says that he can read Triforce Charts, which bạn NEED to be translated in order to complete the game. However, he will only read them for 398 rupees. And if that wasn’t bad enough, there are eight Triforce Charts, and bạn will have to pay Tingle a total of 3000 rupees. That is total bullshit. Also, I believe Tingle is a child molester, since he has carvings of children on his island, longs to see Link, and, well, do bạn really think stealing a Picto Box would be enough to lock someone in a very dark and dirty cell with only a candle for light. Yeah, turn that into a theory.

So, there bạn go. Did bạn like the list. Tell me what bạn thought below. With that, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE bạn AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let bạn go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, bạn and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck bạn for being interested in things, bạn stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White găng tay Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused bởi the White găng tay Killer. He was soon found out to be the White găng tay Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel Mất tích without his mentors help...
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………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, Jesus FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already hiển thị bạn all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the tác giả telling us that the Big Dance, hoặc rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. bạn know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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There are a lot of phim chiếu rạp out there. And a lot of phim chiếu rạp have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from phim chiếu rạp that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my tổng thể thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in phim chiếu rạp that just plain piss me off. So, I present to bạn all my danh sách for the hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for thêm than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it hoặc not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, đường phố, street Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the năm 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed bạn to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Now, if bạn know me, bạn would know that my yêu thích game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my một giây yêu thích Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. bạn kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell bạn all the hàng đầu, đầu trang Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give bạn items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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xin chào everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb trích dẫn are "Welcome to Hell World" hoặc "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where bạn put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope bạn don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where bạn eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy challenge, where bạn set yourself on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss bạn all off so much that bạn may hate me for it, so bạn should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate các bình luận already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little thêm due to its story. It was a little thêm (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing âm nhạc with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when bạn hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final fantaisie franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my các sở thích from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final fantaisie X
Final fantaisie X follows what any other Final fantaisie game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, hoặc whatever bạn wanna...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a thêm edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, hoặc in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing đường phố, street Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in đường phố, street Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted thêm from đường phố, street Fighter II. And đường phố, street Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an bài viết a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, hoặc thêm rather, a danh sách of my hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 yêu thích games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: bạn killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one một phút without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 giờ Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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