Hello, everyone. And, I give bạn the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

giường Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer không gian stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of giường bugs. That’s dried giường bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. bạn can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once bạn get them, bạn might as well burn the house down, hoặc you’re fucked.

đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua Jar Lids - What is it with thực phẩm and being so fucking hard to open? đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard bạn try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. bạn can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, bạn will never open this lid, unless bạn get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.

Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard bạn try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. bạn can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. bạn always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t bạn tình yêu it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of thực phẩm on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?

Radio âm nhạc - Now, this is why I listen to âm nhạc on my Ipod. âm nhạc on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate người nổi tiếng and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the âm nhạc that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder táo, apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear âm nhạc on the radio.

Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time bạn go there, bạn are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every câu hỏi bạn give them. They always ignore you, no matter what bạn do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if bạn don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time bạn wait, the guy in front of bạn is nghề viết văn a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would bạn ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?

Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what bạn are doing, bạn always get stuck in a traffic jam. bạn will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of bạn finally move, some asshole tiếp theo to bạn cuts right in front of you, forcing bạn to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.

Restaurant Employees - Now, bạn thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore bạn and try to act as rude as possible, bởi having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.

giáng sinh Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after giáng sinh is over. All bạn get is a feeling of sadness, because bạn wanted thêm stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, bạn may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and bạn got to tình yêu taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the đít, mông, ass to get set up, and now bạn got to take it down afterward. Yeah, giáng sinh is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.

Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. bạn can’t nuốt, nhạn it, hoặc eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes bạn want to cú đấm a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If bạn step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real chó cái, bitch to scrap off and bạn just want to cú đấm the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.

Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, bạn know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild động vật over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football người hâm mộ (Like mine) and he brings his Những người bạn over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done bởi grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control hoặc something… hoặc am I just being paranoid again?

Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if bạn guys can tell me thêm things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.