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Hello, everyone. And, I give bạn the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

giường Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer không gian stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of giường bugs. That’s dried giường bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. bạn can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once bạn get them, bạn might as well burn the house down, hoặc you’re fucked.

đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua Jar Lids - What is it with thực phẩm and being so fucking hard to open? đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard bạn try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. bạn can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, bạn will never open this lid, unless bạn get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.

Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard bạn try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. bạn can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. bạn always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t bạn tình yêu it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of thực phẩm on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?

Radio âm nhạc - Now, this is why I listen to âm nhạc on my Ipod. âm nhạc on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate người nổi tiếng and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the âm nhạc that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder táo, apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear âm nhạc on the radio.

Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time bạn go there, bạn are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every câu hỏi bạn give them. They always ignore you, no matter what bạn do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if bạn don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time bạn wait, the guy in front of bạn is nghề viết văn a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would bạn ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?

Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what bạn are doing, bạn always get stuck in a traffic jam. bạn will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of bạn finally move, some asshole tiếp theo to bạn cuts right in front of you, forcing bạn to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.

Restaurant Employees - Now, bạn thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore bạn and try to act as rude as possible, bởi having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.

giáng sinh Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after giáng sinh is over. All bạn get is a feeling of sadness, because bạn wanted thêm stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, bạn may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and bạn got to tình yêu taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the đít, mông, ass to get set up, and now bạn got to take it down afterward. Yeah, giáng sinh is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.

Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. bạn can’t nuốt, nhạn it, hoặc eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes bạn want to cú đấm a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If bạn step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real chó cái, bitch to scrap off and bạn just want to cú đấm the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.

Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, bạn know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild động vật over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football người hâm mộ (Like mine) and he brings his Những người bạn over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done bởi grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control hoặc something… hoặc am I just being paranoid again?

Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if bạn guys can tell me thêm things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, Jesus FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already hiển thị bạn all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the tác giả telling us that the Big Dance, hoặc rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. bạn know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the đường phố, street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten bởi parasprites, and now bạn want me to buy bạn a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are bạn in a bad mood? giáng sinh is coming soon....
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There are a lot of phim chiếu rạp out there. And a lot of phim chiếu rạp have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from phim chiếu rạp that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my tổng thể thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in phim chiếu rạp that just plain piss me off. So, I present to bạn all my danh sách for the hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for thêm than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it hoặc not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, đường phố, street Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the năm 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed bạn to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Overrated anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets thêm praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most yêu thích anime of all time. I tình yêu this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if bạn know me, bạn would know that my yêu thích game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my một giây yêu thích Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. bạn kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell bạn all the hàng đầu, đầu trang Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give bạn items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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xin chào everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb trích dẫn are "Welcome to Hell World" hoặc "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where bạn put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope bạn don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where bạn eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy challenge, where bạn set yourself on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss bạn all off so much that bạn may hate me for it, so bạn should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate các bình luận already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little thêm due to its story. It was a little thêm (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing âm nhạc with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when bạn hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final fantaisie franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my các sở thích from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final fantaisie X
Final fantaisie X follows what any other Final fantaisie game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, hoặc whatever bạn wanna...
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I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a thêm edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, hoặc in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing đường phố, street Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in đường phố, street Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted thêm from đường phố, street Fighter II. And đường phố, street Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an bài viết a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, hoặc thêm rather, a danh sách of my hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 yêu thích games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: bạn killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one một phút without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 giờ Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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