Sparta Remix I am Grounded Improved

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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend đã đăng these on her bebo page a while cách đây so I thought I'd share them with bạn :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

thêm famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy cá đuối, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

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strange but cool facts-1

posted by shiriny

-chocolate kills dogs! True, Sô cô la affects a dog's tim, trái tim and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are thêm active sleeping than watching TV

-There are thêm chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...

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How To Annoy Other Drivers

posted by BellaCullen96

After bạn cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy trucks so bạn get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what bạn are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let bạn in front of him/her, hiển thị your appreciation bởi letting the entire...

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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway

posted by BellaCullen96

Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people tiếp theo to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your Những người bạn at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if bạn throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....

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How To Annoy People On The bờ biển, bãi biển

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask everyone bạn meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as bạn can.
If bạn see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to con vịt, vịt under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as bạn can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

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How to make lipgloss

posted by boomy678

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, hoặc pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids

Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum thêm gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min hoặc completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting thêm till bạn reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!

Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

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Some Ways to Save the Earth

posted by Mallory101

1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage hoặc compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens hoặc stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...

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What happened last night...

posted by MrsPattinsonXO

Okay, so I was sitting on the đi văng last night watching some rubbish ti vi hiển thị and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my cầu vồng colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I tình yêu bạn soooooo much' and so I was like 'I tình yêu bạn more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting bạn a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting bạn one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten phút later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

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just some ngẫu nhiên websites

posted by big-fat-meanie

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www.walmart.com/
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www.target.com.au/
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www.google.co.uk/
barbie.everythinggirl.com/
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ten.com.au/
ninemsn.com.au/
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www.bratz.com/
uk.youtube.com/
www.messengerfreak.com/
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www.apple.com/itunes/
www.facedub.com/
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fotoflexer.com/...

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Life is a test, Graded on a curve.

posted by hm94991

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the loại kèn hai ống, trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky hoặc disgusting, like melted Sô cô la hoặc a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand hoặc went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The ngôi sao Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of bạn and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my yêu thích fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my thông tin các nhân page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks cách đây this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious tình yêu chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher đã đưa ý kiến "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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thêm facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

cần tây has negative calories. It takes thêm calories to eat a piece of cần tây than the cần tây has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to nuốt, nhạn the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes đắng, cay đắng things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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Ways To Annoy People At The phim chiếu rạp

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can bạn fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit tiếp theo to bạn because bạn invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the mui xe down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. hoặc maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five phút of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as bạn got into the car but...

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ngẫu nhiên Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of ngẫu nhiên Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG bạn needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope bạn liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that bạn haven't received enough Sô cô la sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every câu hỏi with another question. As soon as one of bạn says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

Sparta Remix I am Grounded *Improved*

Sparta Remix I am Grounded Improved