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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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A Nice ngày To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the cỏ to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot thêm fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, bạn can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If bạn wanna gain a little weight all bạn have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks bạn what your size is hoặc how much bạn weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when bạn think of women bạn think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the hiển thị is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If bạn look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza, bánh pizza Hog", hoặc perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope bạn enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and bạn failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail bạn out of jail, a best friend will be sitting tiếp theo to bạn saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the bờ biển like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made bạn smile
8:Clear as a chuông, bell my nody đã đưa ý kiến "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 ngẫu nhiên facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. âm nhạc is my life.

6. I tình yêu to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I tình yêu to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I tình yêu to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer hoặc dancer when I'm older.

13. đường phố, street dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long cách đây me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and đã đưa ý kiến "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years hoặc so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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FRIENDS: Lend bạn their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat hoặc drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why bạn have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents bởi Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, bởi Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail bạn out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting tiếp theo to bạn sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen bạn cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else bạn cried...just laugh about it with bạn in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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(CREATED bởi RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, đàn piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , bạn know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor bởi floor, and once bạn find what bạn are looking for, bạn can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling bạn what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Những người bạn laugh and without hesitation...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if bạn have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that bạn can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can ngày Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do bạn realize how crazy and gross a lot of những người hâm mộ are???? Here is a gross bài viết about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached bởi “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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added by Mollymolata
posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that bạn were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes bạn can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One ngày you'll ask me, "which is thêm important to you, me hoặc your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing bạn are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your tình yêu does NOT work for that person,...
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added by liridonarama96
This movie series has been thêm hoặc less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider ngựa con, ngựa, pony video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" con voi of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nick as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not sure...
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