Spongebob Re-enacts 420

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice ngày To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the cỏ to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot thêm fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, bạn can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If bạn wanna gain a little weight all bạn have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks bạn what your size is hoặc how much bạn weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when bạn think of women bạn think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM bởi Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the hiển thị is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If bạn look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza, bánh pizza Hog", hoặc perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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What's the difference bewteen Những người bạn and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend bạn their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat hoặc drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why bạn have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents bởi Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, bởi Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail bạn out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting tiếp theo to bạn sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen bạn cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else bạn cried...just laugh about it with bạn in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED bởi RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse hoặc Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse hoặc Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

Code Lyoko

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)

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emo trích dẫn and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that bạn were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes bạn can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One ngày you'll ask me, "which is thêm important to you, me hoặc your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing bạn are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your tình yêu does NOT work for that person,...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, bạn finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, bạn shouldn't be tortured bởi the reboot. I'm going to tell bạn the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the tiêu đề of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in thêm cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important câu hỏi of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

Sugar Glider.

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Iron Maiden

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A fanpop bài viết

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this bài viết even remotely seriously, then bạn probably aren't as smart as bạn think bạn are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, bạn need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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Super Smash Bros Player "Hyuga" Accused Of Sexual Harassment

posted by deathding

Cristian "Hyuga" Medina

First off, this is NOT an bài viết I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of bạn who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player bởi the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...

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mèo

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