Bleach - Dane Cook

lều, cabin for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the lều, cabin drunk again with...

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was đọc and math?"
"Boring"I đã đưa ý kiến he kinda smiled and đã đưa ý kiến "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do bạn no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just đã đưa ý kiến "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew đã đưa ý kiến "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was đọc it in the thư viện when i came in too look...

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are bạn busy?" hoặc "Are bạn doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

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16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

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18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

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22. @_'-' (Snail)

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