10. Sing “Bad Touch” bởi the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with bạn for Halloween
4. hiển thị him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile hoặc if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with bạn for Halloween
4. hiển thị him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile hoặc if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
There is a topless bức ảnh of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied bởi some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged bức ảnh of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” đã đưa ý kiến her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied bởi some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged bức ảnh of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” đã đưa ý kiến her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If bạn think bạn đọc all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real người hâm mộ Twilight fan, wait until bạn read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega người hâm mộ of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years cách đây when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been tình yêu with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega người hâm mộ of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years cách đây when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been tình yêu with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Kat: bạn spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and bạn know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO tình yêu AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, bạn stay since bạn live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and bạn know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO tình yêu AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, bạn stay since bạn live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first bài viết I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 năm old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If bạn met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know bạn don't hit when bạn don't get what bạn want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's thêm but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what bạn think in các bình luận please:)
O.K I have a 7 năm old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If bạn met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know bạn don't hit when bạn don't get what bạn want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's thêm but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what bạn think in các bình luận please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE bạn AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING bạn 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T bạn EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO bạn BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF hoặc I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the hiển thị earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE bạn AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING bạn 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T bạn EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO bạn BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF hoặc I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the hiển thị earlyer!Bye!
The End
i tình yêu cereal yes i do
i tình yêu cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i tình yêu cerial yes i do i tình yêu cerial bạn better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if bạn can't have crealeal
do not steal
i tình yêu creal yes we do i tình yêu ceral bạn should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i tình yêu ccerale yes i do
i tình yêu crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some ngẫu nhiên songs bạn made up plz commet
i tình yêu cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i tình yêu cerial yes i do i tình yêu cerial bạn better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if bạn can't have crealeal
do not steal
i tình yêu creal yes we do i tình yêu ceral bạn should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i tình yêu ccerale yes i do
i tình yêu crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some ngẫu nhiên songs bạn made up plz commet
2.if u r on your peroid hoặc nawt!!
3.Who bạn talk 2 on the phone
4.THat bạn are super jelous hoặc other girls (or boys)
5.That bạn hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up bạn will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That bạn have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart bạn are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
esah
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)