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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to ngày him, we were the perfect couple, until last năm after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class tiếp theo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Luân Đôn England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today bạn are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A cáo, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of thêm than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities đã đưa ý kiến Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of giày dép down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," đã đưa ý kiến a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a chồn cái, vixen lấy trộm, đánh cắp them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When bạn sleep over never boss me around in giường unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If bạn don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” hoặc “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If bạn want sex, just ask. (In case bạn didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so bạn might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner hoặc later bạn just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
New ways to order pizza
Are bạn tired of always ordering pizza, bánh pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep bạn entertained for over 90 pizza, bánh pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by j-bfan7
Edward pulled two tickets out of his áo, áo khoác pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, hoặc frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded thêm eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r những người hâm mộ of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Những người bạn and they lived happily ever after.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long ngày of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill đã đưa ý kiến to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task bởi concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped hát and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in thêm 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut cỏ makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be thêm tiếp theo week.
posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake tình yêu notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near bạn falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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