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don't worry this bài viết is not about con cừu, cừu hoặc bananas it is about a thêm serious matter.

this is a thảo luận and i want everyone đọc this
nghề viết văn a bình luận about what bạn think is write hoặc wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

hoặc the chicken?

thats my thảo luận and i want EVERYONE who's a người hâm mộ
of ngẫu nhiên to write what they think is right


and become a người hâm mộ of me and become a người hâm mộ of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
hoặc the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
1. At the movies: When bạn meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are bạn doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t bạn try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When bạn ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect. Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:

If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.

2 : If bạn overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked bởi his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes trang chủ and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother các câu trả lời " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad các câu trả lời "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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Okay so if bạn live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The tiếp theo day, cut the balloons off and bạn got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when bạn can barely di chuyển as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If bạn tied buttered bánh mì nướng to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when bạn turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if bạn open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when bạn transport something bởi car, it's called a shipment, but when bạn transport something bởi ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that bạn were real, that bạn all were , that he was.
There is evidence that bạn were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming hoặc not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and bạn diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, hoặc did i make bạn up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without bạn i dont know. But i want to find out. Do bạn think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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