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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the hàng đầu, đầu trang spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the hàng đầu, đầu trang
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT bởi U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe bạn 3 cans of your yêu thích soda.
2. bạn find a four leaf clover

3. bạn are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. bạn get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I tình yêu you.

6. bạn find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 thêm people followed bạn on twitter

9. bạn meet your fav celebrity.

10. bạn get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that hiển thị bạn have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that hiển thị bạn have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture ma cà rồng and scary phim chiếu rạp in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I tình yêu this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a hiển thị that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I tình yêu this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I tình yêu the characters. It's interesting and funny, I tình yêu that its not a typical Disney comedy and I tình yêu that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and trích dẫn and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If bạn don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause bạn are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. bạn think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde hoặc skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of kẹo
7. bạn can do anything-but not everything
8. bạn may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell bạn a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told bạn to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If bạn die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The được ưa chuộng girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my áo sơ mi on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If bạn are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some ngẫu nhiên guy/girl = Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
bạn = Yes and this one will be too if bạn sit here.

I'll write thêm soon!!!
 Emmanuel cá đuối, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. bức ảnh courtesy trái cây District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel cá đuối, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted bởi actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted bởi Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits tiếp theo Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have bạn tried hiển thị him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like bạn - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - cá Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first ngày of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Những người bạn after summer yay. Well the first ngày of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Những người bạn Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m trang chủ and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She đã đưa ý kiến “I might come back to page tiếp theo semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! bạn call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! bạn DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All bạn are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has thêm dick! I have an army of Red Coats! bạn have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so bạn guy will need a babysitter!


*10 phút later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 phút later*
Amber:I wuv trà parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are bạn doing?
Amber:Having a trà party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President hoặc Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a năm plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This con vịt, vịt walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the con vịt, vịt leaves.

The tiếp theo day, the con vịt, vịt returns and asks, "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the con vịt, vịt leaves.

The ngày after that, the con vịt, vịt walks in the store again and asks "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told bạn no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if bạn come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every ngày at school is the same
2. bạn never know if your braids look digusting hoặc not
3. bạn are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. bạn would like to think that people notice hoặc even think about bạn but bạn are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows hoặc cares about
5. bạn worry people will write nasty các bình luận on your fanpop bài viết that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all bạn do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When bạn only really have like 3 Những người bạn at school and 2 of them...
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The hiển thị SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The hiển thị SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed bởi a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine phút of the hiển thị may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob hoặc Caillou, in which hình ảnh change thêm slowly, hoặc to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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I'm putting two funny các bài viết together in one, hope bạn enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I tình yêu deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would bạn know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what bạn need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy chịu, gấu on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some thực phẩm while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the phòng bếp, nhà bếp was when Tina got trang chủ she saw what the phòng bếp, nhà bếp was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their trang chủ the Teddy chịu, gấu was hiding in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp cupboard as it chuckled...
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