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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 danh sách

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying hoặc you'll get some action faster than a pit bò đực, con bò, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all bạn want even if she is the kind who will out chug bạn in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names bạn never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth hoặc Dare các câu hỏi Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth hoặc dare Questions

Truth hoặc dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth hoặc dare questions, which will help bạn to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream bạn have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality hoặc feature bạn would like to change about yourself?

Do bạn have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend hoặc boyfriend's friend?

Do bạn think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!

posted by j1edwardcullen7

1. Go outside, and if bạn see someone, take the ngẫu nhiên person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger ghế, chỗ ngồi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chó only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to hát in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

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(TONS of) true, funny, ngẫu nhiên Facts

posted by hm94991

I found this link. This will last bạn days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave lò nướng was invented bởi mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Sô cô la bar he...

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trích dẫn about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, bạn can Kiss my đít, mông, ass too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the ngày i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to bạn does not matter to me

-When your up, your Những người bạn know who bạn are.
When you're down, bạn know who your Những người bạn are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab bạn in the throat with...the dao, con dao bạn left in my back.

-I was the one who đã đưa ý kiến things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do bạn find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I tình yêu the một giây grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and bạn actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a vòng tròn that had its two sides gently compressed bởi a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers bạn know.
12.Strangers bạn don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to xóa above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny đít, mông, đít, mông, ass jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my danh sách of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let bạn know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything hoặc eating anything bạn might spit it hoặc something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the cây chổi, chổi late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the vịnh, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while cách đây and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask bạn somethingand i want bạn to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how bạn feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want bạn to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi hoặc Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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New Zodiac Dates!

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her bạn tình yêu her.

5. Call her before bạn sleep and after bạn wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease bạn back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her yêu thích movie with her hoặc her yêu thích hiển thị even if bạn think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - hoặc Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening hoặc something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, thêm commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 SEXIEST MEN TO EVER LIVE!!! ...in my own opinion...

posted by AzulaFanboi

Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). bạn may see some crossovers! XD

100. Shunsuke...

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My hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult danh sách I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. bạn can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 and just listing the other women and hiển thị pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for bạn guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope bạn enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to bình luận and I can't wait to hear what...

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why do we need school

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