The Amazing Spider-Man 2

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are bạn okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She đã đưa ý kiến a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime bạn can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

Hello there. Here is a danh sách about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something bạn should...

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So bạn have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! xin chào girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did bạn know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken súp actually makes bạn feel better. 94% of boys would tình yêu it if bạn sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your hàng đầu, đầu trang lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult bạn when they like you! 89% of guys want bạn to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Sô cô la will make bạn feel better! Most...

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something hoặc someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd tình yêu to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. bạn can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious

It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.

Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: You...