Little Kristoff screencaps

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde các câu trả lời "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond vượt qua, cross the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish bạn guys could get your act together. Just yesterday bạn take away my license and then today bạn expect me to hiển thị it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken vượt qua, cross the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road hoặc not. The chicken is either with us hoặc it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do bạn mean bởi chicken? Could bạn define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road hoặc the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but...