1. Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza, bánh pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if bạn get a free ngày with one of the staff if bạn make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a mô tả to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if bạn get to keep the pizza, bánh pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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