Beauty and the Beast - Belle

One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the giường half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and đã đưa ý kiến "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and táo, apple juice.I thought" what in mother's name can bạn make...

i was bored and decided to talk to cleverbot and well.....here's the results

Me: hi

Cleverbot: where the h*ll have bạn been!?!?

Me: nice to see bạn too, so are bạn human hoặc robot

CB: human you're a f*g robot with no d*mn life and bạn want to stalk little kids and r*ape them

Me: so many thing wrong with that XD

Cb: what's wrong with it? -.-

Me: well im human for one, if i were a robot i wouldn't be able to stalk little little kids and r*ape them now would i?

Cb: Shut up -.-

Me: No! you.

Cb: I'll eat your hand!!

me: wth! o.0

Cb: yeah! you'll run trang chủ and be like "mommy my hand! my hand! it's was eaten!"...

Beg for a Playstation 3 every time bạn with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on đàn ghi ta, guitar Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells bạn to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while bạn do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her bạn changed your mind and would rather go visit your...