1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a trái chuối, chuối and tell them bạn want to upgrade to an apple.
2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza, bánh pizza then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!
3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.
4) Order a pizza, bánh pizza 3 phút before new năm and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn năm ago" and scream in frustration.
5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake...
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