1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray chó in áo, áo khoác closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet âm nhạc with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person tiếp theo to it: "Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant bờ biển, bãi biển ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten phút before it starts, find...
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