Dear Noah,
We could have sworn bạn đã đưa ý kiến the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Kỳ lân
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because ma cà rồng are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your sách are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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